<P> Peter and Joe target Quagmire for this year's Halloween pranks . This includes bombarding Quagmire with eggs, Joe dressing up as a girl and sleeping with him, and infecting him with an unknown disease carried by a mosquito from Senegal (but only after putting every known disease in a syringe and stabbing him, including hepatitis and meningitis). Returning home, Peter praises Quagmire for being a good sport and the two decide to go drinking . Deciding to approach Joe, they convince him to allow them to follow him in his police car . Agreeing to do so only if they stay in his car, Peter and Quagmire soon become a nuisance . Ultimately, they drive to an old airfield where they discover a Mitsubishi Zero, which is a Japanese fighter plane used during World War II . Quagmire flies the two into the sky and eventually takes them on a high speed dive into the ocean near Quahog Harbor, stopping only inches from crashing stating that it was payback for making him have sex with Joe . </P> <P> Meanwhile, Stewie discovers trick - or - treaters (at first thinking they are real monsters and shooting at them with an M16), and soon wants to partake in the activity . Deciding to dress as a baby duck, he is subsequently bullied by a gang of three older boys who steal his candy . Searching for Brian, Stewie blames him for causing him to lose his candy and convinces him to steal back the candy from the bullies . Approaching the bullies to get the candy back, Brian is immediately painted pink . Seeking revenge, Stewie half jokingly suggests to Brian that they kill the bullies, though they both agree they can't actually do that . When his plan to threaten them with a bazooka fails (and ends up killing a Godzilla - like monster instead), Stewie goes to "Plan B" and begins crying for his mother . Lois then confronts the lead bully Justin's mother and becomes her bully instead, demanding Stewie's candy back, demanding Justin's candy, and $40 . But because she does not have any money, Lois takes their welcome mat and says she'll be back tomorrow for $80 . </P> <P> The same night, Meg decides to go trick - or - treating with her friends and attends a party held at Connie D'Amico's house . Excited no one can see through her slutty cat costume (even her father, Peter, who said "Ugly bitches!" at her and her friends), Meg eventually wins at spin the bottle, and (unknown to her) begins making out with her brother Chris who was wearing an Optimus Prime costume while in a dark closet . When Connie opens the closet after they hog it for too long, the siblings are in their underwear, and immediately horrified at the revelation . </P> <P> During the credits, Stewie and Brian reminisce of the night while sorting their candy just as Meg and Chris come home . Meg and Chris both make light of the situation by convincing each other that they successfully hooked up with a hot date . Meg states that her date might even call back, but Chris immediately says that she might be disappointed . </P>

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