<Tr> <Th> Stepdaughters </Th> <Td> Dee Reynolds </Td> </Tr> <P> Frank is the legal (but not biological) father of twins Dennis and Dee, and possibly the biological father of his roommate Charlie . He constantly carries a gun with him and frequently pulls it out for any number of situations . He used to be a successful businessman with a long history of illegal operations (such as running sweat shops and drug - dealing) and dealings with sordid characters . Owning fifty one percent of shares at Paddy's Pub, Frank' The Captain of the Gang' is considered to be the de facto boss and makes a majority of the business decisions at the bar . Though he is fairly wealthy and has the money to live elsewhere, he chooses to live in squalor with Charlie in order to add excitement to his life following his split from his ex-wife Barbara, who he frequently refers to as his "whore wife". This lifestyle choice involves eating cat food, living on about five dollars a week, keeping a mini meats fridge in his apartment, as well as sausages in his shirt pocket and sharing a bed with Charlie, which is also their couch . He is the only member of the gang to involve himself with politics, frequently ranting about how bad the government is . He doesn't believe in or trust psychiatrists, and was admitted into a school for clinically insane children for a short while as a child, before he was cleared of any legal mental issues and received a certificate stating that he did not have donkey brains . He is frequently seen in strip clubs, and sleeping with prostitutes (even becoming engaged to a "crack whore" in the season 7 premiere). He is portrayed by Danny DeVito . </P> <Table> <Tr> <Th> Character </Th> <Th> Actor </Th> <Th_colspan="12"> Seasons </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> </Th> <Th> </Th> <Th> </Th> <Th> </Th> <Th> 5 </Th> <Th> 6 </Th> <Th> 7 </Th> <Th> 8 </Th> <Th> 9 </Th> <Th> 10 </Th> <Th> 11 </Th> <Th> 12 </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> The Waitress </Td> <Td> Mary Elizabeth Ellis </Td> <Td_colspan="7"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Ernie </Td> <Td> David Zdunich </Td> <Td_colspan="5"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="7"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Bonnie Kelly </Td> <Td> Lynne Marie Stewart </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Liam McPoyle </Td> <Td> Jimmi Simpson </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Ryan McPoyle </Td> <Td> Nate Mooney </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Artemis Dubois </Td> <Td> Artemis Pebdani </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Carmen </Td> <Td> Brittany Daniel </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="6"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Barbara Reynolds </Td> <Td> Anne Archer </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="10"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Matthew "Rickety Cricket" Mara </Td> <Td> David Hornsby </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Mrs. McDonald </Td> <Td> Sandy Martin </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Margaret McPoyle </Td> <Td> Thesy Surface </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Luther McDonald </Td> <Td> Gregory Scott Cummins </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> The Lawyer </Td> <Td> Brian Unger </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> N / A </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Duncan </Td> <Td> David Gueriera </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="6"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> The Waiter </Td> <Td> Michael Naughton </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Ben Smith </Td> <Td> Travis Schuldt </Td> <Td_colspan="4"> </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Brad Fisher </Td> <Td> Nick Wechsler </Td> <Td_colspan="4"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="5"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Maureen Ponderosa </Td> <Td> Catherine Reitman </Td> <Td_colspan="5"> </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> Guest </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Bill Ponderosa </Td> <Td> Lance Barber </Td> <Td_colspan="5"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="4"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Z </Td> <Td> Chad Coleman </Td> <Td_colspan="5"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Brian McIntyre </Td> <Td> Dave Foley </Td> <Td_colspan="5"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="2"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="3"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Nick </Td> <Td> Windell Middlebrooks </Td> <Td_colspan="5"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> <Td_colspan="6"> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Old Black Man </Td> <Td> Wil Garret </Td> <Td_colspan="10"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Guest </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> Recurring </Td> </Tr> </Table> <Tr> <Th> Character </Th> <Th> Actor </Th> <Th_colspan="12"> Seasons </Th> </Tr>

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