<P> Following this, England need to beat Argentina to get through to the second round . England succeed when Tonkinson dribbles past the Argentinian defence, his shot deflects off the crossbar and he punches the ball into the net (alluding to Diego Maradona's infamous Hand of God goal and his legendary Goal of the Century, both scored against England in the 1986 World Cup). </P> <P> England advance to the knock - out stages, where they beat Romania and France . Rufus Smalls scores a hat trick against Romania and becomes England's top goal scorer with 52 international goals . But in the semi-finals, England lose to host nation Brazil . Bashir states that England equal their best performance since they won in 1966 (in 1990, England finished fourth). This implies that England lost the third place playoff, which is not seen in the film . The team return to England to a cheering crowd, where Bassett confirms to the waiting press that he will remain as manager . </P> <Ul> <Li> Ricky Tomlinson--Mike Bassett </Li> <Li> Amanda Redman--Karine Bassett </Li> <Li> Bradley Walsh--Dave Dodds </Li> <Li> Philip Jackson--Lonnie Urquart </Li> <Li> Phill Jupitus--Tommo Thompson </Li> <Li> Dean Lennox Kelly--Kevin Tonkinson </Li> <Li> Martin Bashir--Interviewer </Li> <Li> Robbie Gee--Rufus Smalls </Li> <Li> Geoff Bell - Gary Wackett </Li> <Li> Pelé--Himself </Li> <Li> Ronaldo - Himself </Li> <Li> Kevin Piper--Norwich newsreader </Li> <Li> Robert Putt--Jack Marshall </Li> <Li> Malcolm Terris--Phil Cope </Li> <Li> Terry Kiely - Harpsey </Li> <Li> Philip Dunbar--Sussex rep </Li> <Li> Ulrich Thomsen--Dr. Hans Shoegaarten </Li> <Li> Lloyd McGuire--Midlands rep </Li> <Li> Atomic Kitten - Themselves </Li> <Li> Keith Allen - Himself </Li> <Li> Gabby Logan - Herself </Li> <Li> Barry Venison - Himself </Li> <Li> Alan Green - Commentator </Li> <Li> Brian Moore - Commentator </Li> <Li> Clive Tyldesley - Commentator </Li> <Li> Martin Tyler - Commentator </Li> </Ul> <Li> Ricky Tomlinson--Mike Bassett </Li>

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