<Dd> Cuz there ain't nowhere that's wider </Dd> <Dd> There's a spider up inside her, get it out </Dd> <P> The earliest printed example of this song is found in the book Parodology (1927) where the melody is listed as an adaptation of the tune "Little Bit of Love". This song has been commercially recorded by Valby and by an anonymous person on the 1960 LP The Unexpurgated Folk Songs of Men . </P> <P> There's a Skeeter on my Peter, Beat it off There's a skeeter on my Peter, Beat it off There's a dozen on my cousin's I can hear the bastard buzzing There's a skeeter on my Peter, Beat it off </P>

Who sings there's a skeeter on my peter