<Dd> Put him in bed with the captain's daughter . </Dd> <Dd> Hit him on the head with a drunken soldier </Dd> <P> Parody verses: </P> <Dl> <Dd> <Dl> <Dd> Put him at the wheel of an Exxon tanker . (Or "make him captain of") A common parody reference to the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill . </Dd> <Dd> Book him a room at the Tailhook Convention . References the 1991 Tailhook scandal . </Dd> </Dl> </Dd> </Dl>

What do we with a drunken sailor lyrics