<Tr> <Td> Wisconsin <P> (2000s) </P> <P> Miss Susie had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell The steamboat went to Heaven Miss Susie went to---- Hello operator, Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll chop off your be' hind the' frigerator, There was a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it And broke her big fat Ask me no more questions, Please tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their flies Are in the city Bees are in the park Miss Susie and her boyfriend Are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is on the TV screen And that is all I know I know my mother I know I know my pa I know I know my sister With the forty - acre bra My mother is Godzilla My father is King Kong My sister is the dumb one Who made up this dumb song She dyed her hair in purple She dyed her hair in pink She dyed her hair with underwear And washed it down the sink </P> </Td> <Td> Michigan <P> (late 1970's / early 1980s) </P> <P> Miss Susie had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell The steamboat went to Heaven Miss Susie went to--Hello operator, Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll kick you right be' hind the' frigerator, There was a piece of glass Miss Susie fell upon it And broke her little Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies Miss Susie told me this The day before she Dyed her hair in purple She dyed her hair in pink She dyed her hair in polka dots AND WASHED IT DOWN THE SINK! </P> </Td> <Td> Ohio <P> (1990s) </P> <P> (v1) Miss Susie had a steamboat, her steamboat had a bell, And when she went to Heaven, her steamboat went to Hell--</P> <P> (v2) O operator, Give me number nine and if you disconnect me I'll kick you in the be--</P> <P> (v3)' hind the' frigerator, There is a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it And cut her little </P> <P> (v4) Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies . And if you tell another I'll get you from behind (repeat v3 & v4) </P> </Td> <Td> Massachusetts <P> (1990's) </P> <P> Miss Susie had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to Heaven The steamboat went to---- Hello operator Give me number nine And if you disconnect me Ill chop off your be' hind the fridgerator There was a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it And broke her little Ask me no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their flies Are in the meadow The bees are in their hives Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, Dark, dark, dark, Is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is just like TV And this is what I know My mother is Godzilla My father is King Kong My brother is the stupid one Who wrote this stupid song! </P> </Td> </Tr> <P> (2000s) </P> <P> Miss Susie had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell The steamboat went to Heaven Miss Susie went to---- Hello operator, Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll chop off your be' hind the' frigerator, There was a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it And broke her big fat Ask me no more questions, Please tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their flies Are in the city Bees are in the park Miss Susie and her boyfriend Are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is on the TV screen And that is all I know I know my mother I know I know my pa I know I know my sister With the forty - acre bra My mother is Godzilla My father is King Kong My sister is the dumb one Who made up this dumb song She dyed her hair in purple She dyed her hair in pink She dyed her hair with underwear And washed it down the sink </P> <P> (late 1970's / early 1980s) </P>

Miss susie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell