<P> At the end of each sketch, he is usually rushed out of his speaking location, where the people left behind huddle together and comment on him, usually bemused and frightened . Though his intended message is always ruined by his bizarre presentation, his audience typically benefits from the experience, as they all don't want to be associated with Foley again . One departure sketch had George Foreman considering that he was too old and weak to continue boxing, and happening to walk by the river, where he comes across Foley's van . Foley does not go into his usual tirades, instead ordering Foreman to do all sorts of chores for him, such as grilling hamburgers, claiming the work is "for dexterity". When Foreman determines Foley is using him, he punches Foley, causing Foreman to realize he can still fight and ultimately going on to win the world championship . Foreman then recites this tale to Tim Meadows, who wonders aloud why he is cooking burgers for Foreman, only to be barked at, "You know why! For dexterity!" </P> <P> Being a Wisconsin native, Farley was asked to portray the Matt Foley character at the 1994 Rose Bowl banquet . He delivered a comedic "motivational speech" to the Wisconsin Badgers football team, who were to face the UCLA Bruins that year and won the game, 21--16 . </P> <P> Plans for a film version with Spade in a supporting role were shelved after Farley's death in 1997 . </P> <P> Typically the outfit of choice for Matt is a blue - and - white plaid sport coat, a white dress shirt, a solid green necktie, black Horn - rimmed glasses, too - tight khakis, a wrist watch, dress shoes and has well - groomed blond hair . In prison, he dons blue jeans and a denim shirt with the inmate number "3307" while retaining his watch, glasses and a crucifix necklace (he also mentions a "homemade tattoo of a van down by the river"). While working as a mall Santa, he wears a stereotypical Santa outfit, complete with black snow boots . </P>

Matt foley in a van down by the river