<Tr> <Td> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> 22 </Td> <Td> 12 </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> October 22, 2014 (2014 - 10 - 22) </Td> <Td> March 18, 2015 (2015 - 03 - 18) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> </Td> <Td> 10 </Td> <Td_colspan="1"> June 3, 2015 (2015 - 06 - 03) </Td> <Td> August 5, 2015 (2015 - 08 - 05) </Td> </Tr> <Table> <Tr> <Th> No. in series </Th> <Th> No. in season </Th> <Th> Title </Th> <Th> Directed by </Th> <Th> Written by </Th> <Th> Original air date </Th> <Th> Production code </Th> <Th> U.S. viewers (millions) </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Th_colspan="8;"> Part 1 </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> </Th> <Td> </Td> <Td> "Pilot" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> David Kendall & Bob Young </Td> <Td> August 17, 2010 (2010 - 08 - 17) </Td> <Td> 1001 </Td> <Td> 2.15 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel Burke is having trouble with her niece, Lennox . As she tries to juggle being a councillor and a guardian, she gets a little overwhelmed . Her assistant, Rhonda, suggests she get a nanny . Mel is hesitant to do so until she finds out Lennox wrote a poem about her principal, Miss Lunt (Vernee Watson), that wasn't so nice . Mel relents and decides to hire a nanny . Before leaving for a meeting, Joseph "Joe" Longo knocks on her door . He apologizes for an outburst (seen earlier in the episode) and asks if she can get him a job . Mel realizes he was the head of her brother - in - law's company . (It is mentioned that her brother - in - law ran off leaving the company in disarray and it is implied that he ran off with the millions Joe made for him and left his wife to take the blame . The result is her being in federal prison and the reason for the children having to stay with Mel .) She explains that there is a hiring freeze downtown so she can't get him a job . Joe then offers to be her new nanny . Joe takes Ryder to school so Mel won't miss her meeting . Mel comes home later to take Lennox to school so she can apologize to Miss Lunt . If she doesn't apologize, Lennox cannot go back to school . Mel finds that Ryder is still at home and Lennox is gone . After leaving, Joe sees an online posting from Lennox and realizes she is on the roof . He convinces her to go eat her "big bowl of stink" instead of letting Mel eat it for her . Mel comes back impressed until she finds out Joe paid Lennox fifty dollars to go to the school and apologize to the principal . They later decide to give him a try being the nanny . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> </Th> <Td> </Td> <Td> "Moving On" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> David Kendall & Bob Young </Td> <Td> August 17, 2010 (2010 - 08 - 17) </Td> <Td> 1002 </Td> <Td> 2.18 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Joe moves into Mel's basement with a meager amount of his belongings, with his ex-wife having kept most of the good stuff . Mel then convinces him to stand up for himself and get back his widescreen TV . But the presence of television in the living room ruins Mel's date with a fellow politician (Philipp Karner). Meanwhile, Mel encourages Lennox to make friends at her new school . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> </Th> <Td> </Td> <Td> "Nanny Love" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> Seth Kurland </Td> <Td> August 24, 2010 (2010 - 08 - 24) </Td> <Td> 1004 </Td> <Td> 1.92 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Joe's newfound job ruins his dating life . Soon, though things start heating up with Liz, a sorority sister (Maïté Schwartz) of Mel's . Mel offers him some advice: lie . The truth becomes outrageously stretched, until it blows up in the dysfunctional family's face . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> </Th> <Td> </Td> <Td> "Boy Toys' R' Us" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> Jennifer Glickman </Td> <Td> August 31, 2010 (2010 - 08 - 31) </Td> <Td> 1003 </Td> <Td> 1.60 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Lennox's new relationship with a bad boy is no concern for her Aunt Mel, who becomes involved with a bartender / musician (Hal Ozsan). With the girls no longer thinking clearly, Joe must talk some sense into Mel, while managing to organize her closet . Hal and Mel eventually break up, as Joe finishes cleaning her closet, while Lennox gets caught with her bad boy . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 5 </Th> <Td> 5 </Td> <Td> "The Perfect Storm" </Td> <Td> Steve Zuckerman </Td> <Td> Larry Reitzer </Td> <Td> September 7, 2010 (2010 - 09 - 07) </Td> <Td> 1008 </Td> <Td> 1.64 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel's father Russell Burke (Christopher Rich) comes over and undermines Mel's authority concerning Lennox's studying and he bribes Joe with a Rolex . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 6 </Th> <Td> 6 </Td> <Td> "Spies & Lies" </Td> <Td> David Trainer </Td> <Td> Brenda Hsueh </Td> <Td> September 14, 2010 (2010 - 09 - 14) </Td> <Td> 1006 </Td> <Td> 1.40 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Joe's suspicious behavior prompts Mel to assume that he is in a relationship, when in reality he has teamed up with a former co-worker in hopes of finding Mel's brother - in - law, Lewis . Meanwhile, Mel and Lennox team up to conquer what they think is Ryder's bully, after they discover him missing his new shoes and backpack . It turns out that Ryder himself gave his possessions to a friend, in hopes of repaying him since his family was impacted by Ryder's own parents' dishonest investment . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 7 </Th> <Td> 7 </Td> <Td> "Up Close & Personal" </Td> <Td> David Trainer </Td> <Td> Miriam Trogdon </Td> <Td> September 21, 2010 (2010 - 09 - 21) </Td> <Td> 1007 </Td> <Td> 1.32 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Celeste Vega (Valery Ortiz), a TV reporter doing a story on Mel's life, is more intrigued with Joe's duties as a nanny and is out to make Mel look like an incompetent councillor . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 8 </Th> <Td> 8 </Td> <Td> "Dancing With the Stars of Toledo" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> Matt Boren </Td> <Td> September 28, 2010 (2010 - 09 - 28) </Td> <Td> 1005 </Td> <Td> 0.96 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel agrees to appear at a Dancing with the Stars type charity event with Joe helping her to get ready for it . Mark Ballas and Finola Hughes guest star . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 9 </Th> <Td> 9 </Td> <Td> "Seoul Man" </Td> <Td> Tim O'Donnell </Td> <Td> David Kendall & Bob Young </Td> <Td> October 5, 2010 (2010 - 10 - 05) </Td> <Td> 1009 </Td> <Td> 0.90 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> A crackdown on illegal domestic workers working for city council members begins and Mel pleads with Joe to get his birth certificate so he can continue working for her . But what Joe hasn't told Mel is that he wasn't actually born in America, he was born in an American army hospital in Korea and that finding his legal papers is a daunting task because of him moving around as a kid . Meanwhile, Lennox and her best friend Phoebe agree to go to the school dance together as friends but rumors soon escalate that they are going as a lesbian couple . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 10 </Th> <Td> 10 </Td> <Td> "In Lennox We Trust" </Td> <Td> Steve Zuckerman </Td> <Td> Jennifer Glickman </Td> <Td> October 12, 2010 (2010 - 10 - 12) </Td> <Td> 1011 </Td> <Td> 1.28 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel is pleased when she learns Lennox is dating the mayor's son . However, she learns that the boy's good nature is just a façade . Guest stars include Ted McGinley as the mayor and Katherine Helmond (who co-starred for eight years in the structurally similar series, Who's the Boss?) as the family's deceptively senile neighbor . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 11 </Th> <Td> 11 </Td> <Td> "A Fright in the Attic" </Td> <Td> David Tranier </Td> <Td> Seth Kurland </Td> <Td> October 19, 2010 (2010 - 10 - 19) </Td> <Td> 1010 </Td> <Td> 1.52 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> On Halloween, Joe hears noises in the attic and goes up there to check . There he finds Mel's brother - in - law, Lewis (John Ross Bowie), who is still hiding from the law . Lennox and Ryder have been bringing him food and want to spend some time with him before he turns himself in . They end up fooling Mel and Joe, who follow Lewis and the children to a Halloween party . In the end, Lewis is taken away by a person they believe is a police officer . However, he was actually hired by Lewis, who escapes the law once again . Julia Duffy guest stars as Mirna Sherwood, Mel and Joe's neighbor . </P> Allusion to Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: Upon spotting a teenage witch at the party, Mel says to Joe, "Been there . Done that", referring to the titular character she played from 1996 to 2003 . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 12 </Th> <Td> 12 </Td> <Td> "Joe Knows" </Td> <Td> Steve Zuckerman </Td> <Td> Jennifer Glickman </Td> <Td> October 26, 2010 (2010 - 10 - 26) </Td> <Td> 1015 </Td> <Td> 1.38 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Joe and Mel create web episodes, titled "Joe Knows", to promote his financial advice . He quickly gains popularity, not by his initial premise, but rather Mel's branding . Lennox starts to develop a crush on her chemistry tutor, who turns her down . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th_colspan="8;"> Part 2 </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 13 </Th> <Td> 13 </Td> <Td> "Enemies with Benefits" </Td> <Td> Steve Zuckerman </Td> <Td> Jordana Arkin </Td> <Td> June 29, 2011 (2011 - 06 - 29) </Td> <Td> 1012 </Td> <Td> 1.54 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Joe's ex-wife Tiffany (Megan Hilty) seeks a renewal of their relationship when she has a pregnancy scare; Lennox struggles with popularity issues . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 14 </Th> <Td> 14 </Td> <Td> "Don't Train on My Parade" </Td> <Td> Steve Zuckerman </Td> <Td> Matt Boren </Td> <Td> July 6, 2011 (2011 - 07 - 06) </Td> <Td> 1019 </Td> <Td> 1.08 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> When Joe starts dating Mel's personal trainer (Jessalyn Wanlim), the two find it difficult to balance Joe's new romance and Mel's workout needs . Meanwhile, Lennox tries to maintain a friendship with Beckett, despite her feelings toward him . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 15 </Th> <Td> 15 </Td> <Td> "Lost in Translation" </Td> <Td> Steve Zuckerman </Td> <Td> Seth Kurland </Td> <Td> July 13, 2011 (2011 - 07 - 13) </Td> <Td> 1021 </Td> <Td> 1.03 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> Mel enlists Joe's translating services when a Japanese client comes to town, only to regret her decision after Joe interferes with a possibility of romance . Meanwhile, Ryder plays the role of mediator for Lennox and her ex-best friend, who must work on a project together . </P> Guest star: Elizabeth Sarah McLaughlin </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 16 </Th> <Td> 16 </Td> <Td> "Joe Versus the Reunion" </Td> <Td> Jeff Melman </Td> <Td> Larry Reitzer </Td> <Td> July 20, 2011 (2011 - 07 - 20) </Td> <Td> 1020 </Td> <Td> 0.98 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> Mel, sympathizing for Joe's unfortunate year, pretends to be Joe's girlfriend at his college reunion . Meanwhile, Lennox and Ryder, left home alone, dream of throwing a wild party, only for it to be quite mild . </P> Allusion to My Fake Fiancé: Joe accuses Mel of barging into his reunion and pretending to be his "fake fiancée", a nod to the 2009 ABC Family movie in which Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence both starred in . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 17 </Th> <Td> 17 </Td> <Td> "Toledo's Next Top Model" </Td> <Td> David Trainer </Td> <Td> Jordana Arkin </Td> <Td> July 27, 2011 (2011 - 07 - 27) </Td> <Td> 1017 </Td> <Td> 0.88 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> An encounter with a scout (Vivica A. Fox) leaves Lennox wanting to become a model, but her decision isn't final until she obtains Mel's permission . Meanwhile, Joe helps Ryder ask a girl named Holly (Rachel G. Fox) out, but she ends up controlling his life . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 18 </Th> <Td> 18 </Td> <Td> "The Mel Word" </Td> <Td> Steve Zuckerman </Td> <Td> Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie V. Freeman </Td> <Td> August 3, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 03) </Td> <Td> 1028 </Td> <Td> 1.02 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> Mel plans her cousin's lesbian wedding, and is put in an awkward position when her soon to be cousin - in - law hits on both her and Joe . Lennox and Ryder attempt to create a documentary exposing the prejudice of the nuptials . </P> Guest starring: Leslie Grossman, Courtney Henggeler </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 19 </Th> <Td> 19 </Td> <Td> "Auction Hero" </Td> <Td> David Trainer </Td> <Td> Jennifer Glickman </Td> <Td> August 3, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 03) </Td> <Td> 1018 </Td> <Td> 1.05 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel auctions off Joe Longo in an auction for his cleaning services, but wonders about ulterior motives of the highest bidder . Lennox Scanlon has ten days to write a novel to prove her writing ability to her teacher . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 20 </Th> <Td> 20 </Td> <Td> "Waiting for Mr. Right" </Td> <Td> David Trainer </Td> <Td> Matt Boren </Td> <Td> August 10, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 10) </Td> <Td> 1014 </Td> <Td> 1.04 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel's last single friend gets engaged, so she feels pressured to find a husband, which leads to her continuing in a dull relationship, which Joe advises against . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 21 </Th> <Td> 21 </Td> <Td> "Young Love" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> Jennifer Glickman </Td> <Td> August 17, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 17) </Td> <Td> 1023 </Td> <Td> 0.98 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel starts dating a much younger man, George, and lies about her age while Lennox deal with competition for the post of editor of the school's blog . Roman becomes the Lennox's love interest . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 22 </Th> <Td> 22 </Td> <Td> "Mel & Joe's Anniversary" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> Seth Kurland </Td> <Td> August 17, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 17) </Td> <Td> 1024 </Td> <Td> 1.14 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> George has a party to introduce Mel to all of his friends . Meanwhile, Joe gets upset at his ex-wife, Tiffany, for disrespecting their anniversary . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 23 </Th> <Td> 23 </Td> <Td> "Going the Distance?" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> Jordana Arkin </Td> <Td> August 24, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 24) </Td> <Td> 1025 </Td> <Td> 1.02 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel reexamines her romance with George . Elsewhere, Holly introduces her parents (Sean O'Bryan and Wendy Makkena) to Ryder . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 24 </Th> <Td> 24 </Td> <Td> "All Politics is Local" </Td> <Td> Shelley Jensen </Td> <Td> David Kendall & Bob Young </Td> <Td> August 24, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 24) </Td> <Td> 1016 </Td> <Td> 1.07 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel's father comes back to town to support a bill Mel opposes . Meanwhile, Lennox's poetry proves popular with a classmate who is an aspiring singer . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 25 </Th> <Td> 25 </Td> <Td> "The Other Longo" </Td> <Td> David Trainer </Td> <Td> Seth Kurland </Td> <Td> August 31, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 31) </Td> <Td> 1013 </Td> <Td> 0.89 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Joe's younger brother (Matthew Lawrence) arrives in town and is attracted to Mel . Meanwhile, Lennox dodges a sick Ryder in order to ensure that she is able to attend a highly anticipated party . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 26 </Th> <Td> 26 </Td> <Td> "Teacher / Teacher" </Td> <Td> Jeff Melman </Td> <Td> Larry Reitzer </Td> <Td> August 31, 2011 (2011 - 08 - 31) </Td> <Td> 1029 </Td> <Td> 0.96 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Ryder lands in hot water with his teacher (Andrew Lawrence) because of Joe . Elsewhere, Mel gets Lennox into an over-18 concert . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 27 </Th> <Td> 27 </Td> <Td> "Play Ball" </Td> <Td> Leonard R. Garner, Jr . </Td> <Td> Ed Driscoll </Td> <Td> September 7, 2011 (2011 - 09 - 07) </Td> <Td> 1026 </Td> <Td> 0.94 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel recruits Joe to play on her office softball team, as she is determined to beat her rival's team (Tom Wilson). Meanwhile, Ryder wants Lennox to feature Holly's short story in the school blog . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 28 </Th> <Td> 28 </Td> <Td> "A House Divided" </Td> <Td> Ted Wass </Td> <Td> Sarah Jane Cunningham & Suzie V. Freeman </Td> <Td> September 7, 2011 (2011 - 09 - 07) </Td> <Td> 1022 </Td> <Td> 0.83 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Mel and Joe get into a property dispute with their neighbor (John Ratzenberger); Ryder films a public service announcement starring Lennox and a school jock (Blake Jenner). </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 29 </Th> <Td> 29 </Td> <Td> "Do As I Say, Not As I Did" </Td> <Td> David Trainer </Td> <Td> Julie Brown </Td> <Td> September 14, 2011 (2011 - 09 - 14) </Td> <Td> 1027 </Td> <Td> 1.27 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Fearing that she will give into peer pressure, Mel and Joe follow Lennox to her all night after - party . Meanwhile, while studying with another girl, Ryder seizes the opportunity to stand up to Holly . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 30 </Th> <Td> 30 </Td> <Td> "The Settlement" </Td> <Td> Jeff Melman </Td> <Td> David Kendall & Bob Young </Td> <Td> September 14, 2011 (2011 - 09 - 14) </Td> <Td> 1030 </Td> <Td> 1.39 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> Joe considers new found possibilities, when he comes into a large sum of money . Meanwhile, a water leak is found on the living room ceiling . When Joe comes into nearly $167,000 dollars, he decides to resign from being a nanny and moves . Mel visits him in his new apartment, and their feelings for each other are evident . After a hasty kiss and the awkward feeling, Mel and Joe don't talk about it . When Joe goes to collect his money, he doesn't receive it only because of his address which is the same as the Scanlon heirs . Despite this he doesn't tell them but moves back in and once again becomes their nanny . </P> Allusion to Blossom: In a moment of shock, Joe utters "Whoa!" and notes "I haven't said that in a long time", referencing his famous catchphrase from the 1990s series in which he co-starred alongside Mayim Bialik . </Td> </Tr> </Table> <Tr> <Th> No. in series </Th> <Th> No. in season </Th> <Th> Title </Th> <Th> Directed by </Th> <Th> Written by </Th> <Th> Original air date </Th> <Th> Production code </Th> <Th> U.S. viewers (millions) </Th> </Tr>

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