<P> During her summer vacation on Martha's Vineyard, Chelsea pretends to be older than she is so that parents would allow her to babysit for money . After a few attempts, she gains renown as a babysitter, and the calls come pouring in . One of her calls, however is to look after a fourteen - year - old (even though Chelsea is really only twelve) and his "72 - month - old" brother . She accepts, and chaos ensues . </P> <P> Chelsea gets pulled over after drinking and driving, and is arrested and sent to the Sybil Brand Institute . </P> <P> Chelsea returns home to find her father having urinary issues, conning people via his used car company and Chelsea's books . </P> <P> Chelsea somehow finds herself falling for a red head, even though she doesn't exactly have an affinity for men of that hair color . </P>

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