<Li> Three Champs And A Baby / Little Lady--Muhammad Ali (David Alan Grier), Sugar Ray Leonard (Tommy Davidson) and Mike Tyson (Keenan Ivory Wayans) care for a baby girl (a teenage girl in the "Little Lady" version). Tyson peppers his conversation with the words "ecstatic" and "ludicrous", and is punched by Ali whenever the doorbell (actually a boxing ring bell) is rung . </Li> <Li> Timbuk: The Last Runaway Slave--Damon Wayans plays the descendant of cave - dwelling runaway slaves, unaware of changes in the world around him since the 1860s . Before his "Pappy", who raised 3 generations of runaway slaves, passes away, he tells Timbuk it's time to leave the cave . After exiting the cave Timbuk encounters a businessman (David Alan Grier) who he thinks is a "free black". A white jogger running by bumps into the businessman . Timbuk immediately apologizes while the businessman stands up to the jogger and the two exchange words . Timbuck grabs the businessman telling him white folk like to be right even if they are wrong . The jogger leaves and a few moments later dogs are heard barking . Timbuk grabs the businessman and goes behind a bush . A white women with two small dogs walks by . Timbuk tells the businessman to stop staring at her as she walks away . The businessman tells him he can have a white woman if he so desires . The jogger returns with police to take the businessman away due to the earlier altercation . Timbuk throws himself down full force on the ground begging for mercy . When the police tell Timbuk he is not under arrest and is free to go, he believes he has been freed . The skit ended with a cliffhanger that was never resolved . </Li> <Li> Umbilical Barry--Jim Carrey plays a young college age kid still attached to his overprotective mother (Carol Rosenthal playing the stereotype of the Jewish mother) literally by the umbilical cord . </Li> <Li> Unpoetic Justice--T'Keyah Crystal Keymah portrays R&B / Pop singer Janet Jackson, Jamie Foxx as rapper Tupac Shakur, and Anne - Marie Johnson as Regina King, in the popular 1993 film, Poetic Justice . This dubious parody reenacts scenes from the film, such as Janet and Tupac's verbally abusive arguing, and mostly voice - overs done by Janet Jackson, who has been scolded by Tupac, by never "bein' in the' hood". </Li>

Wrote a song about it in living color