<P> Lyndsey begins to feel concerned about her relationship with Alan because she was recently asked out by her gynecologist . She asks Alan for a commitment, which he does not take lightly . After Alan takes too much time to think about it, he and Lyndsey seemingly break up . However, Alan runs into an old man named Sid Olsen (portrayed by Jon Cryer in heavy makeup) at Pavlov's, who tells him about his marriage, saying how much he loved his wife, even though she was a lousy cook . This convinces Alan to commit to Lyndsey and the two reconcile, finally becoming engaged despite Alan noting that he does not have enough money for even a deposit on a ring . Meanwhile, Walden drives Alan's car to get his bike fixed as the bike will not fit in his own car . Predictably, Alan's car breaks down on the side of the road . Walden is then picked up by a rich older woman (Tricia O'Kelley), who sees him as a poverty - stricken love toy, and when she invites him back to her place he knows what's on the' menu' . Walden continues to have sex with her, while keeping up the ruse that he is poor and letting her buy him things, until he arrives at her place unannounced one night and finds her with another, even younger man (Steven Krueger). Later, Sid Olsen is on the deck at the beach house with Alan and Walden, and Sid attempts to hit on Berta . </P> <Tr> <Th> 210 </Th> <Td> 9 </Td> <Td> "I Scream When I Pee" </Td> <Td> James Widdoes </Td> <Td> Story by: Chuck Lorre & Don Reo Teleplay by: Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky & Steve Tompkins </Td> <Td> November 29, 2012 (2012 - 11 - 29) </Td> <Td> 13.74 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="7"> <P> Alan gets a visit from his hot second ex-wife, Kandi (April Bowlby), who became a famous actress in the CSI parody Stiffs and, to the surprise of Walden (who loves the actress and finds her very attractive), wants to get back together with Alan . However, being in a committed relationship with Lyndsey, Alan tries to do the right thing by turning down Kandi and telling Lyndsey . Lyndsey is happy and tearful that Alan turned down a hot celebrity for her, and she engages in an incredibly wild night of sex with him . Lyndsey later sees paparazzi photos of Alan and Kandi looking like they were having sex, when Alan was really trying (successfully) to thwart Kandi's seduction attempt . After Alan fails to clear up the misunderstanding with Lyndsey, Kandi goes over to her house to explain the truth . The two women for no apparent reason end up having sex, which they agree should never be revealed to Alan . Meanwhile, Walden visits Berta on her birthday with a marijuana - laced cupcake, and they get stoned beyond humanly possible . Walden surprises Berta with a new luxury sports car for her birthday, and they mirror the Kandi - Lyndsey agreement by declaring they cannot let Alan (who has a rundown vehicle) know about the gift . Lyndsey, now knowing the truth and rejuvenated from cheating on Alan with Kandi, forgives Alan, while Berta prepares to cheerfully let Alan know of her "good fortune". </P> Title quotation from: Jake, to Alan, bragging about the sexually transmitted disease he has contracted . </Td> </Tr> <P> Alan gets a visit from his hot second ex-wife, Kandi (April Bowlby), who became a famous actress in the CSI parody Stiffs and, to the surprise of Walden (who loves the actress and finds her very attractive), wants to get back together with Alan . However, being in a committed relationship with Lyndsey, Alan tries to do the right thing by turning down Kandi and telling Lyndsey . Lyndsey is happy and tearful that Alan turned down a hot celebrity for her, and she engages in an incredibly wild night of sex with him . Lyndsey later sees paparazzi photos of Alan and Kandi looking like they were having sex, when Alan was really trying (successfully) to thwart Kandi's seduction attempt . After Alan fails to clear up the misunderstanding with Lyndsey, Kandi goes over to her house to explain the truth . The two women for no apparent reason end up having sex, which they agree should never be revealed to Alan . Meanwhile, Walden visits Berta on her birthday with a marijuana - laced cupcake, and they get stoned beyond humanly possible . Walden surprises Berta with a new luxury sports car for her birthday, and they mirror the Kandi - Lyndsey agreement by declaring they cannot let Alan (who has a rundown vehicle) know about the gift . Lyndsey, now knowing the truth and rejuvenated from cheating on Alan with Kandi, forgives Alan, while Berta prepares to cheerfully let Alan know of her "good fortune". </P>

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