<P> Miss Suzy lost her money She called the bank to help, (ring ring) Miss Suzy went to heaven the Teller went to...Hello operator Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I will chop off your...Behind the' fridgerator There was a piece of glass Miss Suzy sat upon it Broke her little...</P> <P> Ask me no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their...Flies are in the meadow The bees are in the park Miss Suzy and her boyfriend Are kissing in the...</P> <P> D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark, dark, dark Darker than the ocean Darker than the sea Darker than the underware my mommie puts on me My mother is Godzilla My father is King Kong My brother is the stupid one Who made me sing this song </P> <P>--OR--</P>

There a big fat policeman at my door door door