<P> National Lampoon's Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 In . Women is a 1994 Showtime television film that parodies two sensational news stories from the 1990s: The Tonya Harding - Nancy Kerrigan incident, and the John and Lorena Bobbitt incident . The movie is presented as a double feature, with Julie Brown starring in both segments . The title is a takeoff of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman . </P> <P> The movie is presented as two parts of a double feature, the titles being Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee and He Never Gave Me Orgasm: The Lenora Babbitt Story . </P> <P> Figure skater Tonya Hardly (Brown), desperate to win the gold medal in the Olympics, tries to eliminate competitor Nancy Cardigan (Khrystyne Haje) by hiring someone to injure her; although she only suffers a small bruise . The news story is so tragic and heart - rending that all of Tonya's co-conspirators turn themselves in and finger her . Sailing above the scandal, she goes on to compete at the 1994 Winter Olympics, but is undone by her lack of talent and undersized panties . </P> <P> Lenora Babbitt (Brown), having been recently pardoned for her crimes, tells Dick Langley (Sam McMurray) about the events that had led up to her arrest: She had cut off the penis of her drunken husband, Juan Wayne Babbitt (Adam Storke), because he couldn't satisfy her sexually . After it was devoured by a dog, Dr. Kelloc (Stanley DeSantis) was able to transplant one from a deceased biker . However, Lenora learns that the biker's widow (Anne De Salvo) now has "visitation rights" to it; thus, when she and Juan perform a re-enactment of the incident on TV, she actually cuts off his new one . He ends up becoming a transsexual, saying on talk shows that he now understands how hard it is to be a woman . </P>

National lampoon's attack of the 5'2 woman