<P> Romance and frivolity ensue, as a reluctant, by - the - book Capt . Cash (Dick Shawn) is persuaded by easy - going Lt. Christian (James Coburn) to go along with the locals' wishes . Mistaking the festival for an attack, Germans come to the Italians' aide, but the Americans accidentally end up conquering all . </P> <Ul> <Li> James Coburn as Lieutenant Jody Christian </Li> <Li> Dick Shawn as Captain Lionel Cash </Li> <Li> Sergio Fantoni as Captain Fausto Oppo </Li> <Li> Giovanna Ralli as Gina Romano </Li> <Li> Aldo Ray as Sergeant Rizzo </Li> <Li> Harry Morgan as Major Pott </Li> <Li> Carroll O'Connor as General Max Bolt </Li> <Li> Leon Askin as Colonel Kastorp </Li> <Li> Rico Cattani as Benedetto (as Henry Rico Cattani) </Li> <Li> Jay Novello as Mayor Giuseppe Romano </Li> <Li> Ralph Manza as Waiter </Li> <Li> Vito Scotti as Frederico </Li> <Li> Johnny Seven as Vittorio </Li> <Li> Art Lewis as Needleman </Li> <Li> William Bryant as Minow </Li> <Li> Kurt Kreuger as German Captain </Li> </Ul> <Li> James Coburn as Lieutenant Jody Christian </Li> <Li> Dick Shawn as Captain Lionel Cash </Li>

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