<Li> Jeff Goldblum as Leonard Hayes </Li> <Li> Kyle Gass as Lowell the Mugger </Li> <Table> <Tr> <Th> No . overall </Th> <Th> No. in season </Th> <Th> Title </Th> <Th> Directed by </Th> <Th> Written by </Th> <Th> Original air date </Th> <Th> Prod . code </Th> <Th> US viewers (millions) </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 195 </Th> <Td> </Td> <Td> "The One Where No One Proposes" </Td> <Td> Kevin S. Bright </Td> <Td> Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer </Td> <Td> September 26, 2002 (2002 - 09 - 26) </Td> <Td> 175251 </Td> <Td> 34.01 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> After Joey accidentally proposes to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident, but can never find an opportune moment . Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby, while Ross, not knowing that Joey has proposed to her, plans to start things up again with Rachel . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 196 </Th> <Td> </Td> <Td> "The One Where Emma Cries" </Td> <Td> Sheldon Epps </Td> <Td> Dana Klein Borkow </Td> <Td> October 3, 2002 (2002 - 10 - 03) </Td> <Td> 175252 </Td> <Td> 28.93 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Rachel can't get Emma to stop crying after waking her . Chandler accidentally agrees to relocate to Tulsa due to him falling asleep in a meeting . Meanwhile Joey and Ross end up in the hospital, as Ross, still angry at Joey for proposing to Rachel, attempts to hit Joey after he asks him to but misses and hits a pole in the coffeehouse . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 197 </Th> <Td> </Td> <Td> "The One with the Pediatrician" </Td> <Td> Roger Christiansen </Td> <Td> Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones </Td> <Td> October 10, 2002 (2002 - 10 - 10) </Td> <Td> 175254 </Td> <Td> 26.63 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Monica is offered a great job in New York City, and as a result of Chandler not being able to get out of moving to Tulsa, he is forced to leave during the week and return on the weekends since the only alternative is quitting . Phoebe and Joey set each other up on blind dates, and Joey finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) for Phoebe's date . After Rachel gets fired from Emma's pediatrician, Dr. Weiner, due to her constant calls, she takes Emma to Dr. Gettleman, the pediatrician Ross and Monica went to while growing up--and learns that Ross is still a patient . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 198 </Th> <Td> </Td> <Td> "The One with the Sharks" </Td> <Td> Ben Weiss </Td> <Td> Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen </Td> <Td> October 17, 2002 (2002 - 10 - 17) </Td> <Td> 175253 </Td> <Td> 25.82 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Monica goes to visit Chandler in Tulsa as a surprise, however he's watching porn on the hotel television and when she arrives he, in a panic, switches on a shark documentary leading Monica to believe the sea creatures turn him on . Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating . Phoebe fears losing Mike, after realizing that she has never been in a long - term relationship, because Ross said that she "jumps around from guy to guy without a care in the world". Trying to comfort her, Ross goes to talk to Mike, but ends up telling him that Phoebe had a six - year long relationship with some Indian guy named Vikram . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 199 </Th> <Td> 5 </Td> <Td> "The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner" </Td> <Td> David Schwimmer </Td> <Td> Scott Silveri </Td> <Td> October 31, 2002 (2002 - 10 - 31) </Td> <Td> 175255 </Td> <Td> 24.46 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only she and Joey are on time as all the other friends have issues which make them late . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 200 </Th> <Td> 6 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Male Nanny" </Td> <Td> Kevin S. Bright </Td> <Td> David Crane & Marta Kauffman </Td> <Td> November 7, 2002 (2002 - 11 - 07) </Td> <Td> 175256 </Td> <Td> 27.51 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze, Jr .). Chandler freaks when Monica tells him that she has met somebody else who is the funniest man she has ever met . Meanwhile, Phoebe's scientist ex David (Hank Azaria) resurfaces, and this time, he meets Mike . </P> Note: This is the longest episode of Friends (apart from the two - part ones), running with 31: 56 . This is also the 200th episode . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 201 </Th> <Td> 7 </Td> <Td> "The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Robert Carlock </Td> <Td> November 14, 2002 (2002 - 11 - 14) </Td> <Td> 175257 </Td> <Td> 25.35 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Ross finds a way to make Emma laugh by singing "Baby Got Back". Phoebe meets Mike's parents and tries to impress them with a Katharine Hepburn accent . Chandler and Joey find a videotape in Richard's apartment with Monica's name on it . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 202 </Th> <Td> 8 </Td> <Td> "The One with Rachel's Other Sister" </Td> <Td> Kevin S. Bright </Td> <Td> Shana Goldberg - Meehan </Td> <Td> November 21, 2002 (2002 - 11 - 21) </Td> <Td> 175258 </Td> <Td> 26.76 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Rachel's sister Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up and stays for Thanksgiving Dinner . With her arrival a big fight starts over who will get Emma if, hypothetically, Rachel and Ross were to pass away, since they said they would pass Emma onto Monica and Chandler . However, Chandler gets upset as well, when Amy asks if she would get the baby if Monica died along with them, because they said that in that case, Emma would go to Ross' parents, making Chandler believe that Ross and Rachel don't trust him . Meanwhile, Monica obsesses over her expensive china plates and Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to lie after Joey forgets to go to the Thanksgiving parade for Days of Our Lives . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 203 </Th> <Td> 9 </Td> <Td> "The One with Rachel's Phone Number" </Td> <Td> Ben Weiss </Td> <Td> Mark Kunerth </Td> <Td> December 5, 2002 (2002 - 12 - 05) </Td> <Td> 175259 </Td> <Td> 25.43 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> On a girls night out with Phoebe, Rachel gives a guy her phone number, but instantly regrets it after realizing she would need to move on from Ross . Joey thinks Monica is having an affair when Chandler claims he needs to work, as he does not want to lie to Joey about wanting to spend time with Monica, rather than going to a game with him . While Phoebe and Rachel are out, Ross invites Mike to hang out, but as Mike doesn't want to talk about his divorce and Ross hasn't got his keyboards with him, they realize they have little in common . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 204 </Th> <Td> 10 </Td> <Td> "The One with Christmas in Tulsa" </Td> <Td> Kevin S. Bright </Td> <Td> Doty Abrams </Td> <Td> December 12, 2002 (2002 - 12 - 12) </Td> <Td> 175260 </Td> <Td> 22.29 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Chandler, stuck in Tulsa and forced to work on Christmas Eve, is alarmed when a female co-worker Wendy (Selma Blair, "the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma") makes a pass at him . Deciding enough is enough, he quits his job and makes it home to Monica and his friends for Christmas . This story serves as a framing device for the fifth of Friends' six clip shows . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 205 </Th> <Td> 11 </Td> <Td> "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Story by: Judd Rubin Teleplay by: Peter Tibbals </Td> <Td> January 9, 2003 (2003 - 01 - 09) </Td> <Td> 175261 </Td> <Td> 23.67 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> Rachel returns from maternity leave early when she finds out Ralph Lauren has hired a temp as her replacement, and she fears he might have the job permanently . Meanwhile, Phoebe works as an extra on Days of our Lives . </P> Special Guest: Phill Lewis & Dermot Mulroney </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 206 </Th> <Td> 12 </Td> <Td> "The One with Phoebe's Rats" </Td> <Td> Ben Weiss </Td> <Td> Story by: Dana Klein Borkow Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones </Td> <Td> January 16, 2003 (2003 - 01 - 16) </Td> <Td> 175262 </Td> <Td> 23.66 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Phoebe adopts an orphaned rat family . Ross and Rachel hire a new nanny--Molly (Melissa George), but Ross becomes worried when Joey starts hitting on her . He's relieved when he finds out Molly's a lesbian, but Joey gets more turned on . Rachel continues to quarrel with Gavin, but at her birthday party, kisses him on Monica and Chandler's balcony . Unbeknownst to her, Ross, while caring for Emma, sees this and is shocked . Guest Stars Dermot Mulroney as Gavin </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 207 </Th> <Td> 13 </Td> <Td> "The One Where Monica Sings" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Story by: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer Teleplay by: Steven Rosenhaus </Td> <Td> January 30, 2003 (2003 - 01 - 30) </Td> <Td> 175263 </Td> <Td> 25.82 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Phoebe suggests that Monica sing at Mike's piano bar . After some doubt, Monica does . The audience loves her but only because when the light is on her they can see her breasts as she isn't wearing a bra . Meanwhile, an angry paranoid Ross is thinking Rachel is moving on' without the courtesy of telling', tries desperately to find a date . Rachel, wanting to talk with Ross, realizes their situation isn't working and decides to move back in with Joey, taking Emma with her . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 208 </Th> <Td> 14 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Blind Dates" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer </Td> <Td> February 6, 2003 (2003 - 02 - 06) </Td> <Td> 175265 </Td> <Td> 23.37 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> To get Ross and Rachel to realize they're perfect for each other, Phoebe and Joey set them up on bad blind dates . Monica and Chandler babysit Emma . </P> Guest starring Sam Pancake as the waiter . Jon Lovitz as Steve . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 209 </Th> <Td> 15 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Mugging" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Peter Tibbals </Td> <Td> February 13, 2003 (2003 - 02 - 13) </Td> <Td> 175264 </Td> <Td> 20.85 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> Phoebe and Ross get mugged by one of Phoebe's old friends from the street (Kyle Gass), and Ross finds out that Phoebe was the person who had mugged him when he was a teenager . Meanwhile, Chandler gets a job in an advertising internship, but feels out of place due to his age . Joey auditions for a play starring Leonard Hayes (Jeff Goldblum), but must go to painful extremes to get the part . </P> Special Guest: Phill Lewis </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 210 </Th> <Td> 16 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Boob Job" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Mark Kunerth </Td> <Td> February 20, 2003 (2003 - 02 - 20) </Td> <Td> 175266 </Td> <Td> 19.52 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others back . When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, even though he said that Bings never borrow money, Joey claims Monica needed the money for a boob job . Rachel tries to baby - proof the apartment but realizes she can't . Mike tells Phoebe that he never wants to marry again, which leads Phoebe to question if they should live together . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 211 </Th> <Td> 17 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Memorial Service" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Story by: Robert Carlock Teleplay by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones </Td> <Td> March 13, 2003 (2003 - 03 - 13) </Td> <Td> 175267 </Td> <Td> 21.00 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college's alumni website, resulting in Chandler posted as being gay while Ross is dead . Meanwhile Joey and Emma fight over Joey's' bedtime penguin pal' Hugsy . Phoebe asks Monica to help her get over Mike . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 212 </Th> <Td> 18 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Lottery" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Story by: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Teleplay by: Sherry Bilsing - Graham & Ellen Plummer </Td> <Td> April 3, 2003 (2003 - 04 - 03) </Td> <Td> 175268 </Td> <Td> 20.79 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> The gang buys lottery tickets and fight over how to divide them up . Chandler waits for a promotion, while Rachel and Ross anticipate Emma's first word . </P> Special Guest: Phill Lewis </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 213 </Th> <Td> 19 </Td> <Td> "The One with Rachel's Dream" </Td> <Td> Terry Hughes </Td> <Td> Story by: Dana Klein Borkow Teleplay by: Mark Kunerth </Td> <Td> April 17, 2003 (2003 - 04 - 17) </Td> <Td> 175269 </Td> <Td> 18.25 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> After seeing him practice a scene from Days of Our Lives and watching the filming of it, Rachel develops feelings for Joey . Phoebe performs at Monica's restaurant, much to Monica's dismay. Chandler plans a weekend away in Vermont with Monica, but has to take Ross instead . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 214 </Th> <Td> 20 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Soap Opera Party" </Td> <Td> Sheldon Epps </Td> <Td> Story by: Shana Goldberg - Meehan Teleplay by: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen </Td> <Td> April 24, 2003 (2003 - 04 - 24) </Td> <Td> 175270 </Td> <Td> 20.71 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> While Rachel is in the same position as Joey was a year ago, Joey holds a Days of our Lives party for the cast, but doesn't want any of his friends to come . Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie (Aisha Tyler), who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners . He and Rachel catch her and Joey kissing at the party . </P> Guest star: Alex Borstein </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 215 </Th> <Td> 21 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Fertility Test" </Td> <Td> Gary Halvorson </Td> <Td> Story by: Scott Silveri Teleplay by: Robert Carlock </Td> <Td> May 1, 2003 (2003 - 05 - 01) </Td> <Td> 175271 </Td> <Td> 19.03 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> <P> Chandler and Monica undergo fertility testing and are surprised when they encounter Janice . Rachel makes an appointment at a massage place, Phoebe tells her the place is horrible and rips up Rachel's certificate . Rachel tapes the certificate back together and goes to the massage place against Phoebe's wishes, but she doesn't know that Phoebe actually works there . Joey needs help advancing in his relationship with Charlie, and turns to Ross for advice . </P> Guest star: Maggie Wheeler </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 216 </Th> <Td> 22 </Td> <Td> "The One with the Donor" </Td> <Td> Ben Weiss </Td> <Td> Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen </Td> <Td> May 8, 2003 (2003 - 05 - 08) </Td> <Td> 175272 </Td> <Td> 19.55 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> After finding out they're both infertile, Chandler and Monica search for a sperm donor, but, after interviewing a potential donor, even though he is suitable--Chandler describes him as' Spermtastic!'--they realize they don't want a donor, so look to adoption . Phoebe finds out about Rachel's feelings for Joey when she and Rachel take Charlie shopping, and Rachel fears Charlie heard that she likes Joey . While getting ready to go to Mike's sister's party, Phoebe meets David, the scientist guy, again . Ross has an interview for a conference in Barbados . Hank Azaria and John Stamos guest star . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 217 218 </Th> <Td> 23 24 </Td> <Td> "The One in Barbados" </Td> <Td> Kevin S. Bright </Td> <Td> Shana Goldberg - Meehan & Scott Silveri Marta Kauffman & David Crane </Td> <Td> May 15, 2003 (2003 - 05 - 15) </Td> <Td> 175273 175274 </Td> <Td> 25.46 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="8"> The gang goes to Barbados for Ross' conference . David (Hank Azaria), Phoebe's Scientist Guy, almost proposes to her--but her ex-boyfriend Mike does so before he gets the chance . Ross and Charlie find they have a lot in common . Rachel and Joey get even closer . Monica's hair reacts to the humidity . Joey and Charlie break up when he realizes they have nothing in common . He later sees Charlie and Ross kissing, and so he kisses Rachel . Monica and Mike play ping - pong to the distaste of Chandler and Phoebe . </Td> </Tr> </Table> <Tr> <Th> No . overall </Th> <Th> No. in season </Th> <Th> Title </Th> <Th> Directed by </Th> <Th> Written by </Th> <Th> Original air date </Th> <Th> Prod . code </Th> <Th> US viewers (millions) </Th> </Tr>

The one where phoebe and mike break up
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