<P> Jack does not have a single line in this episode, though he does have a memorable moment when he reacts to the initial performance of "My Lovely Horse" by blasting Ted's guitar to pieces with a sawn - off shotgun . </P> <P> Steve Coogan was intended to play compère Fred Rickwood, but couldn't make it so Irish comic Jon Kenny stepped in . Kenny had appeared in Father Ted previously, as Michael the cinema owner in "The Passion of St Tibulus". </P> <P> The music in the episode is written and, in the case of "Nin Huguen and the Huguen Notes", performed by Neil Hannon who also wrote and recorded the title music . The band name is a clumsy pun on "Huguenots". </P> <P> Declan Lowney, who directed most Father Ted episodes, was also director of the 1988 Eurovision Song Contest . </P>

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