<P> "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major - General" (often referred to as the "Major - General's Song" or "Modern Major - General's Song") is a patter song from Gilbert and Sullivan's 1879 comic opera The Pirates of Penzance . It is perhaps the most famous song in Gilbert and Sullivan's operas . It is sung by Major General Stanley at his first entrance, towards the end of Act I . The song satirises the idea of the "modern" educated British Army officer of the latter 19th century . It is one of the most difficult patter songs to perform, due to the fast pace and tongue - twisting nature of the lyrics . </P> <P> The song is replete with historical and cultural references, in which the Major - General describes his impressive and well - rounded education, but he says that his military knowledge has "only been brought down to the beginning of the century". The stage directions in the libretto state that at the end of each verse the Major - General is "bothered for a rhyme". Interpolated business occurs here, and in each case he finds a rhyme and finishes the verse with a flourish . </P> <P> The character of Major - General Stanley was widely taken to be a caricature of the popular general Sir Garnet Wolseley . The biographer Michael Ainger, however, doubts that Gilbert intended a caricature of Wolseley, identifying instead General Henry Turner, uncle of Gilbert's wife, as the pattern for the "modern Major - General". Gilbert disliked Turner, who, unlike the progressive Wolseley, was of the old school of officers . Nevertheless, in the original London production, George Grossmith imitated Wolseley's mannerisms and appearance, particularly his large moustache, and the audience recognised the allusion . Wolseley himself, according to his biographer, took no offence at the caricature and sometimes sang "I am the very model of a modern Major - General" for the private amusement of his family and friends . </P> <Table> <Tr> <Td> </Td> <Td> Major - General's Song George Baker sings the Major - General's Song with the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company, conducted by Malcolm Sargent (1929) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="2"> Problems playing this file? See media help . </Td> </Tr> </Table>

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