<Table> <Tr> <Td> </Td> <Td> This section is in a list format that may be better presented using prose . You can help by converting this section to prose, if appropriate . Editing help is available . (April 2010) </Td> </Tr> </Table> <Tr> <Td> </Td> <Td> This section is in a list format that may be better presented using prose . You can help by converting this section to prose, if appropriate . Editing help is available . (April 2010) </Td> </Tr> <Ul> <Li> While touring Brown University, Lois recalls how when she was attending college, the National Guard came and shot some of her friends . This is a reference to the 1970 Kent State shootings where members of the Ohio National Guard shot 13 students on campus . </Li> <Li> When Brian is recalling his days at the University, both the events he remembers are parodies from scenes in the film School Ties . </Li> <Li> Stewie wishing to become big is a reference to the film Big . </Li> <Li> It features a parody of the Stephen J. Cannell Productions logo . </Li> <Li> When the Griffin family goes to see the dean, at the receptionist desk a man says, "No one sees the dean, not nobody, not no how!" This is a reference to the film The Wizard of Oz . </Li> <Li> Peter says that he wanted to name Meg after Twiki, a robot from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century . </Li> <Li> Adam West asks Meg if she's Sarah Connor when she tells him that he's her only hope . </Li> <Li> The snack that Stewie is eating after the scene with Adam West in the toilet are Fig Newtons . </Li> <Li> After holding an exploding bomb from Mayor West, Meg has Daffy Duck's bill on the wrong side of her head, and then states, "Of course, you realize, this means war", parodying a frequent gag on Looney Tunes . </Li> <Li> Peter's old job was a parody of the film Ghostbusters and the ghost he sucked in was a parody of the film Ghost . </Li> <Li> In the scene when Luke Perry is first introduced, a woman shouts to him that it is time for dinner, taken directly from Star Wars . </Li> <Li> When Peter switches Meg's newspaper story, he sneaks into the school parodying John Belushi doing the same in Animal House . </Li> <Li> When Stewie is testing out his mind control device on Chris, they sing a part of Irving Berlin's "Puttin on the Ritz," a parody of Mel Brooks's film Young Frankenstein . </Li> <Li> Peter and Brian go to the hotel Luke Perry is staying at called The Five Seasons . This is a reference to Four Seasons Hotels and Resorts . </Li> <Li> Peter tells Luke Perry that the Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon synchronizes with The Wizard of Oz, which is often regarded as Dark Side of the Rainbow . </Li> <Li> While Stewie is being shooed out of the Chemistry Department at Brown University, he remarks that "the shelf life of that sodium pentothal is only two years!" Sodium Pentothal is a rapid - onset barbiturate drug . </Li> <Li> Peter mentions the band Moby Grape . </Li> </Ul> <Li> While touring Brown University, Lois recalls how when she was attending college, the National Guard came and shot some of her friends . This is a reference to the 1970 Kent State shootings where members of the Ohio National Guard shot 13 students on campus . </Li>

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