<P> Meanwhile, Larry is revealed to be a fat, unemployed man with false teeth and is in financial ruin, having been showing off the impression that he's a successful businessman in the hopes of marrying to Joan and sponging off of her . Larry sees Nevins running across the street and soon becomes wise to all of this and tracks down Joan to tell her, but Things 1 and 2 have stalled her on the road, posing as police officers . Larry is fed up about this, so he goes back to the house, telling Joan to meet him there . </P> <P> By the time the kids and the Cat return to the house with the lock, "the mother of all messes" emits from the unlocked crate and enters the house . They navigate their way through the oversized house and find the crate sucking up things that disappears forever once gone through, after Sally is nearly sucked up but holding onto Conrad, Sally has to put her trust into Conrad that he will catch her when he lets go of her hand and puts the lock back on the crate . The plan works: The house returns to its normal proportions but then immediately falls apart . The Cat then tells the kids that he planned the whole day, including making not opening the crate his one rule, as he knew Conrad could not resist and also admits he never really lost his magic hat . The kids angrily tell the Cat to leave the house . Conrad prepares to face the consequences when Joan comes home, but Sally admits that she will share the blame . The Cat, having overheard this, happily returns to clean up the mess with a great cleaning contraption much to Conrad and Sally's surprise and delight . Afterwards The Cat says good - bye to Conrad and Sally as they plead him not to go but he departs as Joan is arriving . Larry arrives when all is restored, thinking he has busted the kids, but when Joan sees the clean house (and a messy Larry), she does not believe Larry and rejects him . After the successful party, Joan spends time with her children and the Cat finishes narrating and he and his things go on a vacation . </P> <Ul> <Li> Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat, a huge, anthropomorphic, wise - cracking cat with a Brooklyn accent who wears a special hat which reveals many magical abilities . </Li> <Li> Spencer Breslin as Conrad Walden, Joan's destructive and misbehaved son . </Li> <Li> Dakota Fanning as Sally Walden, Joan's dull, well - behaved, and rule - obeying daughter . </Li> <Li> Kelly Preston as Joan Walden, Conrad and Sally's mother, and a workaholic real - estate agent . </Li> <Li> Alec Baldwin as Larry Quinn, the Waldens' pompous, lazy, unemployed next - door neighbor . He is revealed to be allergic to cats, steals food from the Waldens and gets away with it, and is determined to both marry Joan for her wealth and send Conrad to military school to straighten up his behavior . </Li> <Li> Amy Hill as Mrs. Kwan, an elderly Taiwanese woman who gets hired to watch the kids, though she sleeps through her job . Her weight and sleep serves as a running gag . </Li> <Li> Sean Hayes as Mr. Hank Humberfloob, Joan's boss . Hayes is also the voice of the family fish . </Li> <Li> Danielle Chuchran and Taylor Rice as Thing One, and Brittany Oaks and Talia - Lynn Prairie as Thing Two; two gibbering trouble - making creatures that the Cat brings in with him . Dan Castellaneta provided the voices for both Things . </Li> <Li> Steven Anthony Lawrence as Dumb Schweitzer </Li> <Li> Paris Hilton as a female club - goer </Li> <Li> Bugsy as Nevins, the Waldens' pet dog . Frank Welker provided his voice . </Li> <Li> Candace Dean Brown as a secretary who works for the Humberfloob Real Estate . </Li> <Li> Daran Norris as the Astounding Products Announcer </Li> <Li> Clint Howard as Kate the Caterer </Li> <Li> Paige Hurd as Denise, who doesn't speak to Sally anymore, not long after she talked back to her . She never invited Sally to her birthday party either since Sally earlier stated that she told Denise not to speak to her anymore . </Li> <Li> Stephen Hibbert as Jim McFinnigan </Li> <Li> Roger Morrisey as Mr. Vompatatat </Li> <Li> Victor Brandt as the Narrator, who tells the story; he is revealed to be the Cat using a voice - changer at the end . </Li> </Ul> <Li> Mike Myers as the Cat in the Hat, a huge, anthropomorphic, wise - cracking cat with a Brooklyn accent who wears a special hat which reveals many magical abilities . </Li>

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