<P> Played by Bryan Callen . He works for Goliath National Bank as Barney and Marshall's co-worker and fires Ted when he designed an Employee Termination Room that was too "inspired". </P> <Dl> <Dd> Appears in 7 episodes from "Best Prom Ever" to "Gary Blauman" </Dd> </Dl> <Dd> Appears in 7 episodes from "Best Prom Ever" to "Gary Blauman" </Dd> <P> Played by David Burtka, Neil Patrick Harris' real life husband, Scooter is Lily's old high - school boyfriend and is obsessed with her . They broke up during their high - school prom after being in a relationship for a long time . Scooter appears over several seasons, during which he fails to win back Lily at her wedding, works as a waiter in a fine - dining restaurant and as a cafeteria server at her school . A flashback shows that Lily intimidated Scooter into hanging out with her during her days as a bully in 1994 . Scooter eventually marries Lily's doppelganger, Jasmine the stripper . </P>

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