<P> Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside! I do like to be beside the sea! I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom! Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely - om - pom - pom!" </P> <P> So just let me be beside the seaside! I'll be beside myself with glee and there's lots of girls beside, I should like to be beside, beside the seaside, beside the sea! </P> <P> Now William Sykes for burglary been out to work one night, and filled his bag with cash and jewels and plate . And Constable Brown felt no surprised when William hove in sight . Said he, "The hours you're keeping are far too late ." So he grabbed him by the collar and lodged him safe and sound in jail . Next morning looking pale, Bill told a tearful tale . The judge said, "For a couple of months I'm sending you away!" Said Bill, "How kind! Well if you don't mind, Where I spend my holiday!" </P> <P> Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside! I do like to be beside the sea! I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom! Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely - om - pom - pom!" </P>

I do like to be by the seaside