<Tr> <Th> </Th> <Td> (1949 - 02 - 25) February 25, 1949 (age 68) San Antonio, Texas </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Website </Th> <Td> deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com </Td> </Tr> <P> Jack Handey (born February 25, 1949) is an American humorist . He is best known for his "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey", a large body of surrealistic one - liner jokes, as well as his "Fuzzy Memories" and "My Big Thick Novel" shorts, and for his deadpan delivery . Although many people assume otherwise, Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character . </P> <P> Handey's earliest writing job was for a newspaper, the San Antonio Express - News . He lost the job, in his words, after writing an article that "offended local car dealerships". His first comic writing was with comedian Steve Martin . According to Martin, Handey got a job writing for Saturday Night Live after Martin introduced Handey to the show's creator, Lorne Michaels . For several years Handey worked on other television projects: the Canadian sketch series Bizarre in 1980; the 1980 Steve Martin television special Comedy Is Not Pretty!; and Lorne Michaels' short - lived sketch show on NBC called The New Show in 1984 . Handey returned to Saturday Night Live in 1985 as a writer . </P>

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