<P> Susie had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Susie went to Heaven The steamboat went to---- Hello operator Just give me number nine Don't put me on hold Or I'll kick you from be' hind the' frigerator Susie broke some glass Then she sat upon it And broke her little Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their Flies are in the meadows The bees are in the trees Susie and her boyfriend Are kissing the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark, dark, dark, dark! Darker than the ocean Darker than the sea Darker than the underwear My mommy put on me! Now you know my mommy Now you know my pa Now you know my sister With the forty - acre bra My mommy is Godzilla My daddy is King Kong My sister is the stupid one Who made me sing this song - DUH . (The DUH is usually punctuated by a gentle nudge or hit towards the sibling and / or friend who made the other sing / started singing first) </P> <P> Bart sold his soul, and that's just swell, Now he's going straight to---- Hello operator, give me number nine, And if you disconnect...Bart it's time to end this dream, And don't forget the standard scream . </P> <Ul> <Li> The JibJab Year in Review 2008 </Li> </Ul> <Li> The JibJab Year in Review 2008 </Li>

Sink me in the ocean sink me in the sea