<P> (1980s) </P> <P> Miss Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Lucy went to Heaven and The steamboat went to--;--Hello operator, Give me number nine And if you disconnect me I will kick you from Behind the refrigerator, There laid a piece of glass Miss Lucy slipped and fell on it And hurt her big fat Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies This is what Miss Lucy said Right before she died, died, died . (alternate ending) Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies the cows are in the pasture making chocolate pies and lemonade! </P> <P> (1980s) </P> <P> Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell . Miss Susie went to Heaven and the steamboat went to---- Hello operator, Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll kick your be --' hind the' frigerator, there was a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little Ask - a me no questions, I'll tell - a you no lies, The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their Flies are in the meadow The bees are in the park Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark, dark, dark, Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, Darker than the black boy who's chasing after me! </P>

Miss susie sat upon it and cut her little