<Tr> <Td> Horneytown </Td> <Td> An unincorporated community in North Carolina, USA . Unfortunately for the locals, Hookerton is over 140 miles (230 km) away . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Horní Police </Td> <Td> A town in Czech Republic that has a very, um, energetic police force . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Horseheads </Td> <Td> A township and village located in Chemung County, New York . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td> Hospital </Td> <Td> A village without a hospital in County Limerick, Ireland . </Td> </Tr>

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