<P> Siegfried falls foul of the law due to an expired tax disc . </P> <P> James treats the pet of the cantankerous Miss Dooley...or Miss Cook, or Miss Booby, or whatever her name is . </P> <P> After an early - morning job, Farmer Horner invites James to stay for breakfast . James is horrified when the farmer's mother serves him a large helping of bacon which consists almost entirely of fat . The only way he can manage to eat it is to smother it in home - made piccalilli . </P> <P> Helen is away visiting her sick Aunt Lucy, so Tristan tries to coax him into going on a pub crawl . </P>

All creatures great and small it takes all kinds