<Tr> <Th> Length </Th> <Td> 3: 34 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Songwriter (s) </Th> <Td> Gene Ween, Dean Ween </Td> </Tr> <P> "Piss Up a Rope" is a song by the band Ween in 1996 from the album 12 Golden Country Greats . It was released on 7" yellow vinyl single on Diesel Only Records . </P> <P> When asked about the lyrics "You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag" and "On your knees, you big bootied bitch," Dean Ween stated that he wrote the song for his wife . The inspiration for the title came from his father: "(It is) a funny expression that I copped from my dad . When I was a kid, he used to say,' Aw, go piss up a rope .' It was just nonsense . It was like,' Aw, go shit in your hat' or whatever ." </P>

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