<Ul> <Li> Abram cannot sleep, tossing and turning from side to side...Finally his wife Sarah inquires: "Abram, what's bothering you?" / "I owe Moishe 20 roubles, but I have no money . What shall I do?" / Sarah bangs on the flimsy wall and shouts to the neighbors: "Moishe! My Abram still owes you 20 roubles? Well he isn't giving them back!" / Turning to her husband, she says reassuringly: "Now go to sleep and let Moishe stay awake!" </Li> <Li> An Odessa Jew meets another one . "Have you heard, Einstein has won the Nobel Prize?" / "Oy, what for?" / "He developed this Relativity Theory ." / "Yeah, what's that?" / "Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few . Five hairs in your soup is relatively many ." / "And for that he gets the Nobel Prize?!" </Li> <Li> A Red Guardsman pounds on Abram's door . / He answers through the door: "Yes?" / "Abram, we've come for everything precious ." / Abram thinks for a few seconds, and calls out: "Rosa, my precious, someone's here for you!" </Li> </Ul> <Li> Abram cannot sleep, tossing and turning from side to side...Finally his wife Sarah inquires: "Abram, what's bothering you?" / "I owe Moishe 20 roubles, but I have no money . What shall I do?" / Sarah bangs on the flimsy wall and shouts to the neighbors: "Moishe! My Abram still owes you 20 roubles? Well he isn't giving them back!" / Turning to her husband, she says reassuringly: "Now go to sleep and let Moishe stay awake!" </Li> <Li> An Odessa Jew meets another one . "Have you heard, Einstein has won the Nobel Prize?" / "Oy, what for?" / "He developed this Relativity Theory ." / "Yeah, what's that?" / "Well, you know, five hairs on your head is relatively few . Five hairs in your soup is relatively many ." / "And for that he gets the Nobel Prize?!" </Li> <Li> A Red Guardsman pounds on Abram's door . / He answers through the door: "Yes?" / "Abram, we've come for everything precious ." / Abram thinks for a few seconds, and calls out: "Rosa, my precious, someone's here for you!" </Li>

Obsolete term for one who keeps a fish tank