<Ul> <Li> Hawkeye: "Major Burns, Major Houlihan...May I present Captain B.J. Hunnicutt ." B.J. Hunnicutt: "What say you, Ferret Face?" </Li> <Li> Hawkeye Pierce: "I will not carry a gun, Frank . When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns . I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even' hari kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" </Li> <Li> Henry Blake: "Frank, whatever it is, just write it down and put it on my desk where I can't find it ." </Li> <Li> Radar: "They aren't gonna like this ." Frank Burns: "I didn't come here to be liked ." Radar: "You certainly came to the right place ." </Li> <Li> Charles: "Know this . You can cut me off from the civilized world . You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates . You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester . My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer ." Potter: "You know, I think he's getting the hang of this place ." </Li> <Li> Hawkeye: "Silk linen?" Winchester: "Pierce . you may have been swaddled in burlap but a Winchester does not rub elbows with mattress buttons ." </Li> </Ul> <Li> Hawkeye: "Major Burns, Major Houlihan...May I present Captain B.J. Hunnicutt ." B.J. Hunnicutt: "What say you, Ferret Face?" </Li> <Li> Hawkeye Pierce: "I will not carry a gun, Frank . When I got thrown into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns . I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even' hari kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!" </Li> <Li> Henry Blake: "Frank, whatever it is, just write it down and put it on my desk where I can't find it ." </Li>

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