<Dd> Upstate New York version </Dd> <Dd> Recalled from the 1970's is another verse </Dd> <Dd> including "quarts and quarts of all purpose porpoise pus" </Dd> <Dl> <Dd> Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts </Dd> <Dd> Mutilated monkey meat </Dd> <Dd> All mixed in with All - Purpose Porpoise Pus </Dd> <Dd> And me without a spoon </Dd> <Dd> (add on line) But with a straw! </Dd> </Dl>

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts