<P> After a long chase with studio security and reclaiming Suzanne from a fictional Scream 4 in production, Jay and Silent Bob end up in Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek's dressing room, where they quickly realize that these are the actors that will play the roles of Bluntman and Chronic . Suzanne beats both of them up effortlessly and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles of their characters . Production staff throw them on stage with racist director Chaka Luther King, and they must engage in a duel with Mark Hamill playing a comic book supervillain called Cocknocker . Eventually Willenholly arrives to capture Jay and Silent Bob, but Justice arrives to save them . Justice admits that the CLIT organization was not real and that the two were used as a diversion while she, Missy, Sissy and Chrissy, were stealing jewels . As the rest of jewel thieves arrive, a climactic final battle ensues, after which Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties to the film from Banky, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and letting Jay and Silent Bob go . </P> <P> The film ends with Jay and Silent Bob spending their royalty to locate everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and characters, ranging from kids to clergy, and traveling to their towns to beat them up . The scene then cuts to everyone leaving a movie theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie and expressing negative reception . Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, then go across the street to enjoy a performance from Morris Day and The Time . </P> <P> After the credits, God closes the View Askewniverse book . </P> <Ul> <Li> Jason Mewes as Jay / Chronic </Li> <Li> Kevin Smith as Silent Bob / Bluntman </Li> <Li> Ben Affleck as himself / Holden McNeil </Li> <Li> Jeff Anderson as Randal Graves </Li> <Li> Brian O'Halloran as Dante Hicks </Li> <Li> Shannon Elizabeth as Justice </Li> <Li> Eliza Dushku as Sissy </Li> <Li> Ali Larter as Chrissy </Li> <Li> Jennifer Schwalbach as Missy </Li> <Li> Will Ferrell as Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly </Li> <Li> Jason Lee as Brodie Bruce / Banky Edwards </Li> <Li> Matt Damon as himself / Will Hunting </Li> <Li> Judd Nelson as Sheriff </Li> <Li> George Carlin as Hitchhiker </Li> <Li> Carrie Fisher as Nun </Li> <Li> Seann William Scott as Brent </Li> <Li> Jon Stewart as Reg Hartner </Li> <Li> Jules Asner as herself </Li> <Li> Steve Kmetko as himself </Li> <Li> Tracy Morgan as Pumpkin Escobar </Li> <Li> Gus Van Sant as himself </Li> <Li> Chris Rock as Chaka Luther King </Li> <Li> Jamie Kennedy as Chaka's production assistant </Li> <Li> Wes Craven as himself </Li> <Li> Shannen Doherty as herself </Li> <Li> Mark Hamill as Cocknocker / voice of Scooby - Doo </Li> <Li> Marc Blucas as Fred lookalike </Li> <Li> Matthew James as Shaggy lookalike </Li> <Li> Jane Silvia as Velma lookalike </Li> <Li> Carmen Llywelyn as Daphne lookalike </Li> <Li> Diedrich Bader as Gordon, the Miramax security guard </Li> <Li> Jason Biggs as himself </Li> <Li> James Van Der Beek as himself </Li> <Li> Morris Day as himself </Li> <Li> Bryan Johnson as Steve - Dave </Li> <Li> Walter Flanagan as Walter </Li> <Li> Renee Humphrey as Tricia Jones </Li> <Li> Joey Lauren Adams as Alyssa Jones </Li> <Li> Dwight Ewell as Hooper LaMont / Hooper X </Li> <Li> Scott William Winters as himself / Clark </Li> <Li> William B. Davis (cameo) as The Smoking Man </Li> </Ul>

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