<Tr> <Th> 213 </Th> <Td> "Savage Songs Special" </Td> <Td> Mathew Baynton, Dave Cohen, Laurence Rickard </Td> <Td> 27 July 2010 (2010 - 07 - 27) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> Savage Songs: A chronological compilation of standout music videos from the second series, as chosen by the producers--including a special encore from the first series . "Spartan School Musical" (from S02E03), "Boudicca" (S02E10), "Literally (The Viking Song)" (S02E01), "Do the Pachacuti" (S02E12), "Charles II: King of Bling" (S02E02), "Blackbeard's Song" (S02E06), "George IV: Couldn't Stand My Wife" (S02E05), "Real Live Cowboys" (S02E09), "Victorian Inventions" (S02E07), "We're the World War II Girls" (S02E04). Encore: "The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule" (S01E01). </Td> </Tr> <Table> <Tr> <Th> Episode </Th> <Th> Title </Th> <Th> Written by </Th> <Th> Original air date </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 301 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 1" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Rosanna Lowe, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 30 May 2011 (2011 - 05 - 30) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Gorgeous Georgians: "Dick Turpin, Highwayman" (parody of Stand and Deliver by Adam and the Ants). Performed by Mathew Baynton with Jim Howick, Simon Farnaby, Laurence Rickard, Ben Wilbond and Martha Howe - Douglas . </P> Sketches: Rotten Romans: A general will go to any lengths to qualify for the Roman triumph . Introducing the new aBook (parody of Apple advertisements). Fabulous French: A prankster count sets up his own reality show, "You've Been Artois'd!" (parody of Punk'd). Terrible Tudors A gong farmer tries to convince his son to follow in his footsteps . Elizabeth I unexpectedly arrives at a noble's home to stay . Angry Aztecs: Dog steak and pond scum biscuits are on the menu of "Historical Masterchef" (parody of Masterchef). Howler monkeys realise why they're a favourite hunting target (animated). Gorgeous Georgians: Pay your way to luxury in Newgate Prison (parody of Premier Inn advertisements). Vicious Vikings: Words We Get From the: Vikings . The "Historical Paramedics" try using runic symbols to treat a cycling injury . Vile Victorians: A picnicking couple have a less - than - polite debate over etiquette . Another couple work out their differences via floral messaging system . Frightful First World War: The less - than - encouraging results of the Somme campaign . Fabulous Fat King's Fat Factory, for all your (surprisingly extensive) wartime fat needs (advertisement). </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 302 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 2" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Susie Donkin, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 31 May 2011 (2011 - 05 - 31) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Ruthless Rulers: "The Monarchs' Song (The English Kings and Queens)" (Chas & Dave parody). Performed by Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Mathew Baynton, Ben Wilbond and Martha Howe - Douglas . </P> Sketches: Nasty Knights: A raiding party can either overcome a series of incredibly dangerous obstacles to get into a castle--or they can do it the hard way . The siege forecast . Slimy Stuarts: Whale phlegm is on the menu on "Historical Masterchef". A dinner party is made awkward by Walter Raleigh's severed head . Groovy Greeks: Stupid Deaths: A Greek boxer is killed by the statue of Theagenes of Thasos . Words We Get From the: Greeks . Gorgeous Georgians: Historical Pet Shop: Smuggling lace in a goose's crop . Inventor John Joseph Merlin belatedly discovers a few key design flaws while filming an advertisement for the first practical roller skates . Smashing Saxons: HHTV News: Mike Peabody live from the Battle of Maldon . Monk Magazine: All the' modern' monk needs to know . Vile Victorians: Opening the first public toilet in more ways than one . The strange story behind the establishment of Alfred Nobel's Peace Prize . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 303 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 3" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, George Sawyer and Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 1 June 2011 (2011 - 06 - 01) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Measly Middle Ages: "William Wallace, Scottish Rebel" (hard rock parody). Performed by Ben Willbond with Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard and Mathew Baynton . </P> Sketches: Frightful First World War: A naive young recruit tries to learn the ropes . Shouty Man: New! WWI Wee - Wee, the multi-purpose liquid revolution . Smashing Saxons: The host of "Invasion, Invasion, Invasion" inadvertently helps Hengist and Horsa steal Kent from Vortigern (parody of Location, Location, Location). Slimy Stuarts: Scary Stories: "Evil Edmund". The "Historical Paramedics" try treating a fainting victim with a live sheep and heavy stones . Measly Middle Ages: Stupid Deaths: James II of Scotland . Terrible Tudors: The story of Lady Jane Grey, queen for nine days . The invention of the English mile . Fabulous French: HHTV News: Bob Hale's French Revolution Report . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 304 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 4" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 2 June 2011 (2011 - 06 - 02) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Vile Victorians: "Work, Terrible Work!" (parody of Food, Glorious Food from the musical Oliver!). Performed by Ben Willbond, Laurence Rickard and Mathew Baynton with children's chorus . </P> Sketches: Slimy Stuarts: Eccentric highwayman James Hind refuses to steal from Royalists . Charles II is less than impressed with his coronation gift . Measly Middle Ages: "Historical Fashion Fix": A peasant's transformation into a nobleman is so good it's literally illegal . A leech collector inadvertently ends up demonstrating the job to a skeptical pal . Rotten Romans: "DI Bones: Historical Crime Squad": The case of Caligula and the mystery assassins . Video game: Arena Fighter . Making sure gladiator casualties were really dead . Nasty Knights: "Dominic Duckworth: HHTV Investigates': Cheating in the age of chivalry . Stupid Deaths: Knights Templar . Groovy Greeks: Words We Get From the: Greeks . Historical Head Teachers: Spartan Mr Brasidas is pleased to learn a student's been stealing . Gorgeous Georgians: "George IV: Who on Earth Are You?": The newly crowned King takes a genealogist on a most unusual tour of the family tombs (parody of Who Do You Think You Are?). </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 305 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 5" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 3 June 2011 (2011 - 06 - 03) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Awful Egyptians: "Ra Ra Cleopatra" (Lady Gaga parody, feat . Bad Romance). Performed by Martha Howe - Douglas with Ben Willbond and Mathew Baynton . </P> Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: John Balliol is dissatisfied with his luxurious exile . Stupid Deaths: Griffith Ap Llewelyn . Rotten Romans: "Historical Hospital": A Roman physician prescribes gladiator's blood as a tonic . Shouty Man: New! Criminal's Head . Fabulous French: "Historical Wife Swap": Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette swap with a distinctly unimpressed starving peasant family . Frightful First World War: A new British arrival to the trenches struggles to locate a familiar accent amid the Commonwealth forces . Ladies' tights help Scots soldiers keep warm and safe in the trenches (advertisement). Terrible Tudors: Elizabeth I's Christmas present turns out to be a timekeeping revolution (from the Christmas Special). Special footwear helped women keep dry in muddy streets--but looking where they were going helped even more (animated). "Historical Fashion Fix": The latest peasant to have a makeover is unappreciative of his noble transformation . Awful Egyptians: HHTV News: Bob Hale's Tutankhamun Report . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 306 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 6" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 7 June 2011 (2011 - 06 - 07) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Measly Middle Ages: "The Truth About Richard III" (pop ballad parody). Performed by Jim Howick . </P> Sketches: Terrible Tudors: Henry VIII unveils his patented all - you - can - meat Tudor diet plan . The "Historical Paramedics" try treating an asthma victim with buttered spiders . Cut - Throat Celts: "Horrible Points of View": Taking questions and comments--also severed heads--from the era's viewer mailbag . Historical Pet Shop: Odd superstitions surrounding dogs . Measly Middle Ages: HHTV News: Bob Hale's War of the Roses Report . Angry Aztecs: "Aztec Come Dine With Me": The annual days of maize and beans have a rather anti-social side effect . Savage Stone Age: A man tries to convince his skeptical hunter friend that settling down on a farm is the wave of the future . Shouty Man: New! Multi-Purpose String . Gorgeous Georgians: The controversial final moments of Admiral Nelson, and then the unusual preservation method used on his body . Stupid Deaths: Countess of Coventry . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 307 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 7" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard and Colin Swash </Td> <Td> 14 June 2011 (2011 - 06 - 14) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Rotten Romans: "The Evil Emperors' Song" (parody of Bad by Michael Jackson). Performed by Simon Farnaby, Mathew Baynton, Ben Willbond and Jim Howick . </P> Sketches: Awful Egyptians: A tomb builder tries to convince a pharaoh that protecting his treasure is more important than a magnificent monument . Shouty Man: Ushabti Coffin Dolls . Gorgeous Georgians: George I's English isn't any better than Robert Walpole's German, which poses a serious problem re: running the country--or does it? HHTV Sport: Twisting the hindquarters off a dead cow at the Highland Games . Slimy Stuarts: "Horrible Points of View": Taking questions and comments on that new theatrical phenomenon,' actresses' . Stupid Deaths: Molière . Vicious Vikings: "Historical Wife Swap": A well - to - do warrior family swaps with their slave thralls . Awesome USA: HHTV News: Bob Hale's American Report . Paul Revere's All - American Toothpaste (advertisement). Rotten Romans: A newly recovered Caligula demands that those who offered their lives to the gods in exchange for his must now pay up . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 308 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 8" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Joe Tucker, Ben Ward and Raphael Warner </Td> <Td> 21 June 2011 (2011 - 06 - 21) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Potty Pioneers: "The Suffragettes' Song" (synthpop parody). Performed by Martha Howe - Douglas and Alice Lowe with Ben Willbond and Laurence Rickard . </P> Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: William II meets his death in a mysterious hunting accident . Stupid Deaths: Henry I . Fabulous French: HHTV News: Mike Peabody live from the storming of the Bastille . "Madam Tussaud's Make Show": How to make wax figures using freshly guillotined heads . Smashing Saxons: A lone man embarks on a (not - entirely -) desperate quest to find his stolen wife in "Kidnapped!" (historical epic movie trailer parody). Words We Get From the: Saxons . Terrible Tudors: Historical Head Teachers: Mr Bullen demands that a student start his schoolday at 4: 30 am . HHTV Sport: Horse racing with King Henry VIII--and child jockeys . Vicious Vikings: "Winter Cooking with the Hairy Vikings" always involves a bit of walrus (parody of the Hairy Bikers). Historical Desktops: Ethelred the Unready suffers cyberbullying at the hands of Viking raiders . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 309 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 9" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash and Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 28 June 2011 (2011 - 06 - 28) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Angry Aztecs: "Discaztec (Ain't Staying Alive)" (disco parody, feat . Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees). Performed by Laurence Rickard, Mathew Baynton and Jim Howick . </P> Sketches: Vicious Vikings: A literate monk convinces marauding raiders to spare him so he can record their badassery for all time . Other monastic captives are on sale at the' new market town of Dublin' in "We Sell Any Monk" (advertisement parody of We Buy Any Car). Vile Victorians: Historical Pet Shop: The animal - loving 2nd Baron Rothschild makes his third appearance in as many series . The traffic report . Terrible Tudors: A foreign traveller has difficulty grasping pre-decimal British coinage . A nobleman inadvertently runs afoul of Elizabeth I's peculiar clothing laws . Angry Aztecs: "Aztec Gardeners' World" discusses fertilizing fields with human blood . Enjoy hours of family fun with Aztec Whodunnit - o (parody of Cluedo). Frightful First World War: A general arrives to inspect the troops and discovers just how hard up both sides are for new recruits . Video Game: Splat That Rat! Rotten Romans: Tabellarii messenger service, the classical equivalent of text messaging . A nervous smuggler runs into an unexpected obstacle in trying to run weapons past the gates of Rome . Measly Middle Ages: "Medieval Come Dine with Me": When dying of the plague was the ultimate social faux pas . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 310 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 10" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 12 July 2011 (2011 - 07 - 12) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Slimy Stuarts: "The English Civil War Song" (parody of Cool from West Side Story). Performed by Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Lawry Lewin and Ben Willbond with Laurence Rickard and Simon Farnaby . </P> Sketches: Frightful First World War: Trying--and failing--to keep warm in the trenches in wintertime . Wartime improvisation is the order of the day on "Historical Masterchef" Smashing Saxons: HHTV News: Bob Hale's Anglo - Saxon Report . The tumultuous love story of William the Conqueror and Matilda of Flanders is retold in "Mud and Matilda" (romantic comedy movie trailer parody). Words We Get From the: Normans . Gorgeous Georgians: A fashionable day out to view the patients in Bedlam. Mercury is the key ingredient in Solomon's Live (not so very) Long Water (advertisement). Angry Aztecs: Scary Stories: "The Mystery of Motecuhzoma". Video game: Warrior! Spanish Conquistador vs. Aztec Warrior . Rotten Romans: Danke magazine: Barbarian fashion tips . The conquering barbarian hordes find deciding where exactly to begin sacking Rome isn't as simple as it seems . Slimy Stuarts: William Harvey is willing to go to any lengths to further his anatomical research . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 311 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 11" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen, Gerard Foster, Jon Holmes, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Ben Ward and Ben Willbond </Td> <Td> 5 July 2011 (2011 - 07 - 05) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Savage Stone Age: "The Ages of Stone" (bebop parody). Performed by Mathew Baynton . </P> Sketches: Terrible Tudors: The not - quite - love story of Phillip and Mary is retold in the style of a graphic novel . Elizabeth I endorses Sugar - Paste Toothpaste (advertisement). Putrid Pirates: A hippie buccaneer finds having an extra hook comes in handy on "Historical Masterchef". Pirate weather forecast . Vile Victorians: "Victorian EastEnders" tells the story of one family's aspirations to move on up through the sewers . The "Historical Paramedics" try treating a collapsed victim with bacon, potato and the sheer fabulousness of top hats . Savage Stone Age: A distinctly' grown - up drink' is among the innovative ideas pitched on "Stone Age Dragons' Den". Groovy Greeks: HHTV Sport: On - the - spot coverage of a typical day at the Ancient Olympics (with special guest star Tanni Grey - Thompson). Stupid Deaths: Milo of Croton . Slimy Stuarts: Historical Pet Shop: Rupert of the Rhine wants a dog that does a very specific set of tricks . A young man plans a less - than - romantic elopement on "Historical Don't Tell the Bride" (parody of Don't Tell the Bride). </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 312 </Th> <Td> "Series 3, Episode 12" </Td> <Td> Gerard Foster, Rosanna Lowe, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Fay Rusling, Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 19 July 2011 (2011 - 07 - 19) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> <P> Song: Cut - Throat Celts: "Celtic Boast Battle" (hip - hop parody, incorporating beatboxing). Performed by Mathew Baynton and Jim Howick with Ben Willbond and Laurence Rickard . </P> Sketches: Measly Middle Ages: A peasant tries to leverage his rare and desirable plague - free status into a pay rise . The people of Strasbourg catch literal dance fever in 1518 . Groovy Greeks: Historical Pet Shop: Zeno of Elea requires subjects for some odd thought experiments . HHTV Festival News: Presenter Fearne Polyester participates in the all - female Thesmophoria (parody of Fearne Cotton). HHTV Sport: Crowning the winner at the Isthmian Games . Cut - Throat Celts: An Irish king's attempt to ban all rhyme turns out to not be very well - thought - through . Savage Stone Age: Comparisons between Stonehenge and the pyramids are eye - opening (animated). Cliff Whiteley discusses the many theories re: Stonehenge with one of its builders . Angry Aztecs: Hi - Tec All - in - One Cactus multipurpose tool and Chuckle Resin chewing gum (advertisements). Slimy Stuarts: "Horrible Points of View": Another look at the unsettling phenomenon of females playing female roles onstage . Thomas Blood is brought before Charles II, who winds up being unexpectedly impressed--and entertained . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> 313 </Th> <Td> "Savage Songs Special" </Td> <Td> Dave Cohen and Ben Ward </Td> <Td> 26 July 2011 (2011 - 07 - 26) </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="4"> Savage Songs: Chronological compilation of the standout music videos from the third series, as chosen by the producers . An encore is omitted this year to make room for the slightly longer "Monarchs' Song". "The Ages of Stone" (from S03E011), "Ra Ra Cleopatra" (S03E05), "Celtic Boast Battle" (S03E12), "William Wallace: Scottish Rebel" (S03E03), Discaztec (Ain't Staying Alive)" (S03E09), "The Truth About Richard III" (S03E06), "Dick Turpin, Highwayman" (S03E01), "Work, Terrible Work!" (S03E04), "The Suffragettes' Song" (S03E08) and "The Monarchs' Song (The English Kings and Queens)" (S03E02). </Td> </Tr> </Table> <Tr> <Th> Episode </Th> <Th> Title </Th> <Th> Written by </Th> <Th> Original air date </Th> </Tr>

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