<P> "To Love and Die in Dixie" is the 12th episode of the third season of the animated comedy series Family Guy . Country music singer Waylon Jennings, who died three months after the episode aired on television in the United States, guest - stars in his last ever appearance on the show . Dakota Fanning also guest starred on the episode . The title is a reference to a line in the traditional Southern song "Dixie". </P> <P> The episode was written by future showrunner Steve Callaghan, and was directed by Dan Povenmire . It features the first appearance of the recurring character Mr. Herbert . This episode is rated TV - 14 . </P> <P> Needing extra money, Chris decides to get a newspaper route, to help pay for a birthday gift for a girl he likes . Among those on his paper route is an old man named Herbert who is sexually attracted to Chris . He gives his crush a present, but his clumsiness and over-eagerness scares her off . Nevertheless, he decides to stay with the paper route . Shortly thereafter, however, Chris witnesses a robbery at a convenience store, and his bike ends up being stolen by the burglar as a getaway vehicle (even though he takes the bike but runs on foot). Later, at the police station, Chris identifies the thief from a police lineup . However, Peter shows up and tells the thief (not knowing he is the thief) that he is here to pick up Chris who was going to "finger the guy who held up the convenience store" and then proceeds to give the thief a picture of Chris, along with a list of his school schedule, and his greatest fears . When the thief escapes and swears revenge on Chris, the family is placed in the Witness Protection Program . The Griffins are then relocated to Bumblescum, a tiny town in the deep South . Meg blames this on Chris despite the fact it was really Peter's fault . When they get there and see their house, Meg complains about it, and Lois says that "If we fix it up a bit it could be a piece of crap ." While there, Peter becomes sheriff with Brian as his deputy . Stewie joins a hillbilly jug band, Meg becomes popular with her classmates, and Chris meets a new friend named Sam . </P> <P> Later, when Peter interferes with a Civil War reenactment, claiming the North won the war, despite how they were being portrayed in the play, Sam's dad says Chris and Sam can no longer be friends and Peter and Brian have to answer to the civil war survivors . Not knowing of this, Sam unexpectedly kisses Chris, and Chris assumes Sam is gay . As Chris writes in a journal about what happened with Sam, Brian hears the story (as Chris was speaking out what he wrote), and he explains that kissing Sam seemingly felt right . </P>

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