<P> Keeley, who is co-founder of a conservative group called the Coalition for Moral Order, becomes embroiled in a political scandal when his co-founder and fellow Senator is found dead in the bed of an underage black prostitute . Louise and Barbara convince Senator Keeley that a visit to his daughter's fiancee's family would be the perfect way to stave off bad press, and plan to travel to South Beach as soon as possible . </P> <P> Barbara shares news of her father's plan to Val; to cover the Goldmans' alternate lifestyle, she has told her parents that Armand is straight and cultural attaché to Greece . Armand dislikes the idea of deception, but agrees to play along, hiring contractors to redecorate the family's apartment to more closely resemble a traditional household . Albert initially wants to use his skills as a drag artist to play Val's mother, but Val and Armand fear that the trick will not work, and instead convince him to pose as Val's uncle . Armand contacts Katherine and explains the situation; she agrees to the farce, promising to come to the party and pretend to be his wife . Armand then tries to coach Albert on how to be straight, but Albert's flamboyant nature makes the task difficult . When Albert overhears Val and Armand discussing how he might ruin the whole charade, he takes offense and locks himself in his room . </P> <P> The Keeleys arrive at the Goldmans' (who are calling themselves "Coleman" for the evening to hide their Jewish heritage) redecorated apartment; they are greeted by Agador, who is passing himself off as a Greek butler named "Spartacus" for the night . Despite a few near misses, including Louise discovering that all of the old - fashioned books on the shelves are Nancy Drew mysteries, Agador only preparing a soup for dinner, and the dinner plates themselves featuring Greek depictions of homosexuality, things seem to be going smoothly . Unfortunately, Katherine gets caught in traffic, and the Keeleys begin wondering where "Mrs. Coleman" is . Suddenly, Albert enters, dressed and styled as a conservative middle - aged woman . Armand, Val, and Barbara are nervous, but Kevin and Louise are tricked by the disguise, especially when Albert delivers tirades about the collapse of morality in the United States; the act is so convincing that Louise even becomes jealous of Albert, accusing her husband of flirting with her . </P> <P> Despite the success of the evening, trouble begins when Senator Keeley's chauffeur betrays him to two tabloid journalists who have been hoping for a scoop on the Coalition story . While they research The Birdcage, they also remove a note that Armand has left on the door informing Katherine not to come upstairs . When she finally arrives, she unknowingly reveals the deceptions . Though Armand and Albert scramble to find a new cover story, Val instead confesses to the scheme and identifies Albert as his true parent . </P>

What was the phony name that armand and val called their maid agadore during the senator's visit