<Dd> Put him at the wheel of an Exxon tanker . (Or "make him captain of") A common parody reference to the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill . </Dd> <Dd> Book him a room at the Tailhook Convention . References the 1991 Tailhook scandal . </Dd> <Dd> Make him sing in an Irish Rock band (Sevon Rings) </Dd> <Dl> <Dt> Pronunciation of "early" </Dt> </Dl>

Lyrics to what to do with a drunken sailor