<Table> <Tr> <Th_colspan="2"> "Bart Gets an Elephant" </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="2"> The Simpsons episode </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Episode no . </Th> <Td> 98 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Directed by </Th> <Td> Jim Reardon </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Written by </Th> <Td> John Swartzwelder </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Showrunner (s) </Th> <Td> David Mirkin </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Production code </Th> <Td> 1F15 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Original air date </Th> <Td> March 31, 1994 </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Chalkboard gag </Th> <Td> "Organ transplants are best left to the professionals" </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Couch gag </Th> <Td> The family's eyes run in with the lights off . When the light turn on, the bodies run in and push the eyes back into their sockets . </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th> Commentary </Th> <Td> Matt Groening David Mirkin David Silverman </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="2"> Season 5 episodes (show) September 30, 1993--May 19, 1994 <Ol> <Li> "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" </Li> <Li> "Cape Feare" </Li> <Li> "Homer Goes to College" </Li> <Li> "Rosebud" </Li> <Li> "Treehouse of Horror IV" </Li> <Li> "Marge on the Lam" </Li> <Li> "Bart's Inner Child" </Li> <Li> "Boy - Scoutz' n the Hood" </Li> <Li> "The Last Temptation of Homer" </Li> <Li> "$pringfield" </Li> <Li> "Homer the Vigilante" </Li> <Li> "Bart Gets Famous" </Li> <Li> "Homer and Apu" </Li> <Li> "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy" </Li> <Li> "Deep Space Homer" </Li> <Li> "Homer Loves Flanders" </Li> <Li> "Bart Gets an Elephant" </Li> <Li> "Burns' Heir" </Li> <Li> "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song" </Li> <Li> "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" </Li> <Li> "Lady Bouvier's Lover" </Li> <Li> "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" </Li> </Ol> </Td> </Tr> <Tr> <Th_colspan="2"> Seasons </Th> </Tr> <Tr> <Td_colspan="2"> <Ul> <Li> </Li> <Li> </Li> <Li> </Li> <Li> </Li> <Li> 5 </Li> <Li> 6 </Li> <Li> 7 </Li> <Li> 8 </Li> <Li> 9 </Li> <Li> 10 </Li> <Li> 11 </Li> <Li> 12 </Li> <Li> 13 </Li> <Li> 14 </Li> <Li> 15 </Li> <Li> 16 </Li> <Li> 17 </Li> <Li> 18 </Li> <Li> 19 </Li> <Li> 20 </Li> <Li> 21 </Li> <Li> 22 </Li> <Li> 23 </Li> <Li> 24 </Li> <Li> 25 </Li> <Li> 26 </Li> <Li> 27 </Li> <Li> 28 </Li> <Li> 29 </Li> </Ul> </Td> </Tr> </Table> <Tr> <Th_colspan="2"> "Bart Gets an Elephant" </Th> </Tr>

Who said organ transplants are best left to the professionals