<P> Myers once again revived the character for a brief appearance on a 2018 episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in a sketch where Dr. Evil has been fired from President Trump's cabinet . </P> <P> According to his own account in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, delivered in a group therapy session with his estranged son Scott, Dr. Evil's upbringing went as follows: </P> <P> The details of my life are quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self - improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low - grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery . My mother was a 15 - year - old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet . My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark . Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy . The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon...luge lessons...In the spring, we'd make meat helmets...When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds--pretty standard, really . At the age of 12, I received my first scribe . At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles . There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum--it's breathtaking...I suggest you try it . </P> <P> Pre-watershed TV versions skipped the last three lines and replaced it with (though some versions have both sets of dialogue): </P>

The story of my life is quite inconsequential